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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1610
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

AniMine server Minecraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	198
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Minecraft 1.11.2 server with an anime theme, classic atmosphere, hardcore and friendly players. No lags, 24/7 and responsive administration. Come in, we are waiting for you!)

164.132.219.139:26342

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary streamer who always seems like she’s on the brink of a sexual awakening during her solo streams. Rumor has it that she’s actually using her drawing streams as a cover-up for her secret passion for…well, let’s just say she’s not just building houses in Minecraft if you catch our drift.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the Minecraft community, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to witness some seriously questionable behavior and maybe even pick up a few new techniques for your own solo streams…if you dare.

The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1025	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

694751581 Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your heart out with skeletons and zombies who have some killer moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with fire-breathing dragons and lava waterfalls. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Depravity of the Japanese Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to see a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the underground bunker filled with secret treasures and traps (watch out for the exploding chickens!).

But the real reason you should join our server? The Japanese depravity kino nights. Every Saturday, we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the most outrageous and depraved Japanese films you’ve ever seen. From tentacle monsters to schoolgirl assassins, we’ve got it all. So come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves.

Lost in Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon the land! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land, or challenge him to a bacon-eating contest for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

Hunt er X Mine craft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Potions Brewed:	103
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Our server is home to the angriest player you’ll ever meet – and trust us, you do NOT want to get on her bad side. Legend has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant lava pit just because someone stole her diamonds. But hey, at least it made for some pretty epic screenshots!

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean ANYTHING – to happen. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Death Reaper

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Op Factions: Conquer the realm of factions! Build your forces, seize territories, and clash with rivals in a quest for dominance. With robust economies and unique features, Op Factions delivers endless gameplay excitement.

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Join Us Today at play.DeathReaper.org and Embark on Your Epic Journey!

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31.214.166.6:25690

Crafty Clash – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Votes:	9796	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server – the #6292 Packfiller edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a dimly lit cave. 2. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. 3. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. 4. Our server events are crazier than a creeper on a trampoline. 5. The banlists on our server change more often than a cat changes sleeping spots. 6. Our server decklists are so meta, they’ll make your opponents cry more than when they lose to a baby zombie. 7. We have upcoming releases that are more exciting than finding a hidden stronghold. 8. Our server events are more epic than a dragon fight in the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

F**k Around and Find Out in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base, only to have it blown up by a rogue creeper five minutes later.

Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue, we prank each other, and we never take anything too seriously.

But don’t worry, we also have epic events like “The Great Sheep Race” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 10 minutes.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can truly “fuck around and find out,” then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything goes.