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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4698 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9938 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!