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  • Crafty Family Minecraft Server

    Crafty Family Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because on our server, you can see where my Sister got that body from! That’s right, our server is filled with genetically modified creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Join us for epic battles against mutant cows with six legs, giant spiders with laser eyes, and chickens that can fly faster than a jet plane. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where we’re creating the ultimate Minecraft player with superhuman abilities.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made out of TNT and play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual hot potatoes that explode if you hold onto them for too long.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to see where my Sister got that body from – trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalBlendCraft

    ParentalBlendCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a mix of ur parents voices like some crazy genetic experiment gone wrong lol. imagine talking in chat and sounding like ur mom and dad at the same time, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. u can ride the llamas and have a llama parade around spawn, it’s lit. also, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains diamonds instead of lettuce. who wouldn’t want to join a server with a taco that gives u bling bling? come join us and experience the weirdest and most hilarious minecraft server ever created.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelGlitch Minecraft Server

    PixelGlitch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with screen tearing, audio crackling, and inconsistent DPI on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have none of those issues! Why? Because we use magical unicorn dust to keep everything running smoothly. Join us and experience a world where your pixels are always perfectly aligned and your audio is as crisp as a freshly opened bag of potato chips. Say goodbye to technical difficulties and hello to a land of pure Minecraft bliss. Join us now and bask in the glory of our unicorn-powered server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TherapistCraft Minecraft Server

    TherapistCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper!

    Our server is the perfect place to practice saying no to things that make you uncomfortable, just like our player who stood up to their sister and therapist. Who needs therapy when you have block therapy in Minecraft?

    Join now and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t guilt trip you for choosing yourself over them. Plus, our virtual moms always have your back, unlike some real-life family members.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Momma’s Gift Gone Boom

    Momma’s Gift Gone Boom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of receiving gifts that make you want to set them on fire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and fiery fun.

    Just like the OP who set fire to their mother’s unwanted clothes, you can unleash your inner rebel and let loose on our server. Whether you’re burning down virtual houses or setting off TNT for kicks, there’s never a dull moment here.

    We understand the struggle of being forced to accept gifts you never wanted, which is why we encourage you to take matters into your own hands. Show your mother who’s boss by joining our server and wreaking havoc in the most hilarious ways possible.

    And hey, if you ever feel guilty about your fiery antics, just remember that it’s all in good fun! So come on over and let your inner pyromaniac shine on our crazy Minecraft server. Who needs unwanted gifts when you have explosions and chaos at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told that joining a Minecraft server could change your life forever? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our server, you’ll experience a transformation like never before!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a talking chicken appears and tells you that you are the chosen one destined to save the blocky world from an army of evil creepers. But wait, there’s more! As you embark on your epic quest, you’ll encounter magical unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret society of dancing llamas.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a superhero, summon lightning storms at will, and even turn your enemies into harmless bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a life-changing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMaintenance

    CraftyMaintenance

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyOilKingdom

    CraftyOilKingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoShaveNoProblemMC

    NoShaveNoProblemMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

    Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    CPU Intel (R) i9-9900K
    RAM 32GB DDR4
    Storage Unlimited NVMe Storage
    Location Miami

    FAQ

    How long has the server been active?

    The server has only been active for a few days.

    When is the dragon fight scheduled?

    We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP