Family Planning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TokyoTinderCraft

TokyoTinderCraft, social trends, millennial generation, cultural shift, population decline

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can literally make babies appear outta thin air? well, this server is like that, but instead of babies, it’s diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! join this server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

not only that, but this server has a secret hidden village where villagers speak in emojis and give u enchanted gear just for saying “hello” in chat. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and unicorns.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yea, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, matey! so grab your pickaxe and join this server now before all the diamonds disappear like a mirage in the desert. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family structure, family growth

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft baby to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can adopt a baby villager and raise them to be the ultimate mining companion! Watch as they grow up to become expert builders and redstone engineers, all while causing hilarious mischief along the way. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind parenting experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BabyCraft

BabyCraft, Family Planning, starting a family, average age, population trends

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

Server, Decision making, RESPONSIBILITY, Stereotypes, relationships

Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Baby Blockers – A Minecraft Server for Femanons and Boyfriends

love, Pregnancy, Contraception, Trust, parenthood

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get pregnant just by standing next to your boyfriend’s character! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is managing your virtual pregnancy cravings and decorating your virtual nursery. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices in the best way possible!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
FunnyCraft: Where Two Faggots Can Legally Build Anything!

discrimination, LGBTQ, Legal, united states, Social Issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziest things can happen! Ever wanted to buy a baby in the United States? Well, on our server, it’s totally legal! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, from building epic structures to adopting virtual babies with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

religious beliefs, Religion, taboo, Confessions, catholicism

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big families, family size, families, family size comparison, big

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Softbot Adventures: Where Big Dreams and Big Laughs Collide in Minecraft!

Job, big, start a family, debt free, desire

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dating life? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement.

We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).

Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?

And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Baby-making Minecraft Madness Server: Are You Impressing the Japanons Yet? Join Now and Make Papa Proud!

Future, cultural norms, personal growth, traditional values, Japan

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to worry about adult responsibilities like having kids and making your parents proud? Then come join our Minecraft server where none of that matters!

Instead of worrying about impressing your parents, you can focus on building the most epic castle ever and battling dragons with your friends. And forget about having kids, on our server you can breed llamas and pandas instead!

So come join us and escape the pressures of the real world. Who needs Japanons when you can have a creeper army at your command?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP