Family Planning Minecraft Servers

Family Planning

  • SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

    SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SibCraft: The Ultimate Family Reunion

    SibCraft: The Ultimate Family Reunion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual family reunion where you can build, explore, and bond with your pixelated relatives.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and emerge victorious?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

    BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

    First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

    Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

    And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VasectomyVibesMC SMP

    VasectomyVibesMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Baby Boom Server

    Baby Boom Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

    Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockBusters

    BabyBlockBusters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what to do with your own uterus? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and incredible redstone contraptions! No more unsolicited baby advice, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it has the power to change your mind about anything – even wanting kids! So come on over and let’s build a child-free utopia together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdoptACreeperOrElse

    AdoptACreeperOrElse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than raising four siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor soul who has been burdened with raising their siblings, you’ll find yourself in crazy situations that will make you question your sanity. From changing diapers to dealing with nightmares, you’ll experience it all on our server.

    But don’t worry, we won’t make you raise any virtual babies. Instead, you’ll have the freedom to explore, build, and survive in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to convince your virtual parents to put a baby up for adoption!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation even more outrageous than this poor soul’s sibling saga.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP