Family Planning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DoggoDilemma Minecraft Server

dog, Family Planning, stress, pet ownership, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous ultimatums, just like this poor soul who had to choose between getting a dog or losing their spouse. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense? So come on over and experience the thrill of high-stakes decisions and relationship drama, all while building your dream world in Minecraft! Just remember, choose wisely… or face the consequences!

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Tubal Tied Craft

US Supreme Court, Craft, women’s reproductive choices, women’s reproductive health, Family Planning

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!

And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Redstone Revolution

Redstone, demographics, fertility rate, Family Planning, quarter century

come to our minecraft server and help repopulate russia by building baby-making machines and spawning villagers like there’s no tomorrow! we need all the help we can get to boost the birth rate and save the country from extinction! join us for a wild ride full of love, laughter, and lots of little russians running around! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!

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BabyBoomCraft

contraceptive, punishment, DOCTORS, government policy, reproductive rights

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life!

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Baby Boom Minecraft Server

offspring numbers, Family Planning, parenting, evolutionary biology, breeding success

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where the only goal is to see who can produce the most offspring! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure of breeding animals and creating a massive farm full of baby animals.

But that’s not all! We also have a competition to see who can build the craziest baby-making machine using redstone contraptions and pistons. Let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous ways to increase your animal population.

And if that’s not enough, we have regular events where players have to compete in challenges to see who can gather the most resources for their growing family of animals. Will you be the ultimate breeder on our server?

Join us now and let the baby-making madness begin!

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Single Life Minecraft Server

children, Minecraft, societal norms, Server, single

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of adulthood and live out your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us because: – Boomers messed up the real world, but in our Minecraft world, you can build your dream house without worrying about unaffordable housing prices! – No leeches in real estate here, just pure creativity and fun! – Need more Asian girls in your life? No problem! Our server is filled with diverse players from all over the world, including plenty of SEA girls for you to mingle with!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your virtual paradise today! Who needs a spouse and kids when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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IVF4Free Minecraft Server

medical innovation, Minecraft, infertility, IVF grants, IVF funding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

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CraftyHub: LoanLols

Budget, Airbnb, LoanLols, Property, Household

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

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BabyCraze Minecraft Server

freaking out, Mr. Goldstein, society, balancing priorities, Decade

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

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PixelBabyBash

baby safety, healing postpartum, Family Planning, destination wedding, Toddler

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!

Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!

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