but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!
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BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010
come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable! -
Diamonds & Baby Daddies
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about unexpected pregnancies or mysterious baby daddies again! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to come near you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby animals. So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind! -
Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! -
Siblings Quest 1.21.4
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, have a virtual sibling without all the annoying real-life drama. Join our server and pretend to be a sibling to Anya, she’s cool and stuff. Plus, you can build epic Minecraft houses together and have sibling bonding time. It’s like having a virtual family but without the weird family gatherings. Join now for some virtual sibling shenanigans! -
DreamCraft: One Child Wonder
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pregnancy and the importance of mental health? Look no further! Join our server for a supportive community that knows the pains of miscarriage and the joys of being one and done.Our server is perfect for those who have gone through the rollercoaster of emotions that come with pregnancy and are looking for a place to escape and have fun. We offer a safe space for players to share their experiences and bond over their shared journey.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our “SSRIs for Survival” program, where we provide proactive mental health support for those who need it. And don’t worry about your husband throwing a tantrum – we’ve got plenty of couches for him to sleep on while you enjoy the game!
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of being one and done, without any judgment or pressure to conform to societal expectations. Who needs multiples when you can have a whole community of supportive players by your side? Join us now and let’s game on!
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Bye Week Baby Boom Server
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that was actually a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. true story, bro. but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground base where you can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of ender dragons. oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in redstone engineering? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and see for yourself why this minecraft server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit! trust me, you won’t regret it. -
Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun
So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.
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DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting
join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy family planning system based on your previous experience with hereditary dementia! if you come from a family with a genetic risk for dementia, we have special challenges and quests for you to complete.but wait, there’s more! we have special parenting classes for those who want to have kids in the game. learn how to parent like a pro while building your dream minecraft world.
come join us and experience the wacky world of hereditary dementia and family planning in minecraft like never before! who knew genetics could be so fun?
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BabyBoomCraft
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the birthrate in Korea rebounding after 9 years! u know u wanna be part of dis epic comeback story! come build ur own virtual baby boom with us, where the only limit is ur imagination! we got crazy challenges, like trying to raise a virtual family of 10 kids in one tiny virtual house! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Korea’s birthrate going up up up! so come join us and be part of dis epic rebirth, where anything is possible! -
GeneticCraft2025
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man. you gotta join because, get this, the server is run by a secret society of genetically enhanced chickens who are trying to take over the world. but, like, in a fun way, you know?they make you do all these crazy challenges to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army. like, you have to build a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds or you have to survive a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. it’s nuts, man.
and get this, if you pass all the challenges, you get to marry one of the genetically enhanced chickens and rule over the server as their king or queen. it’s like a fairy tale, but with chickens and minecraft.
so, like, come join the server, man. it’s gonna be a clucking good time.