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HealthCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!

And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.

So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	829647	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	4258	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Buildings Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

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