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  • MomDressDramaMC

    MomDressDramaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family photos where everyone looks like a mismatched rainbow threw up on them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we coordinate colors for our virtual weddings!

    Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!

    Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your father-in-law’s new fiancé shows up out of nowhere demanding to be included in your virtual wedding photos. But wait, there’s more! She starts causing chaos on the server, posting passive-aggressive messages for all to see, and even gets your in-game father-in-law to unfriend you! Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where every block you break comes with a side of scandal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingPicRageCraft

    WeddingPicRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of explosive llamas come charging at you, blowing up everything in their path! Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have a giant chicken spawn on top of it and start laying eggs everywhere? Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have their own reality show. Watch as the creepers try to navigate through an obstacle course of TNT, or see the skeletons compete in a dance-off to win a golden bow. It’s pure madness, and you won’t want to miss a second of it.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly insane Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who needs boring old professional photos when you can have explosive llamas and dancing skeletons? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

    StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

    Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

    Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Base 10 Block Party

    Base 10 Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

    we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.

    anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1

    Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! our players are like a bunch of crazy chickens running around with their heads cut off, but in a good way!

    join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!

    if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    Features:

      • PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
      • Stable server performance.
      • No world resets. Ever.
      • Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom.
      • Effective anticheat to maintain fair play.
      • No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

    FAQ:

    What is Straight Up Minecraft?

    Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.

    Are PvP and griefing allowed?

    Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

    Can I protect my land?

    No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.

    Are there any world resets?

    No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.

    Is there a currency or economy system?

    No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2

    Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of tsundere vibes. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper will come up to you all like “I-I didn’t mean to blow you up, b-baka!” It’s hilarious, man.

    And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.

    Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.

    So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowNightOutCraft

    ShowNightOutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!

    We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AchievementUnlocked – Minecraft SMP

    AchievementUnlocked – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place ever, with crazy builds and wild adventures. Like, one time, I found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. But I defeated them all with my trusty wooden sword and claimed all the diamonds for myself. It was epic, bro.

    And the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Like, last week, I took on a whole army of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And you know what? I won. It was insane, bro.

    So, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, bro?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP