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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	244
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Votes:	7491
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	2915
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	163

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4305
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3361
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Villages Defended:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!