family owned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

city dining, customer behavior, customer service, dining experience, dining out, Etiquette, family owned, food service, Greek cuisine, HangryCraft, Hospitality, opening hours, opening time, owner-operated, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Small Business, Staff Members, Timing, vegetarian options

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!

So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!

RavenBard

Arena, Community, Economy, Events, family, family owned, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQIA2+, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, RavenBard, Resource World, Server, Social, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

RavenBard is a family owned and operated Survival server created primarily for the family to play together even when not in the same place. LGBTQIA2+ friendly with fun plugins and lots more planned! Resource world available. Future plans include Events, PvP/Arena world, and more!

37.10.122.62:25660

Crafty Threads – Minecraft Server

artisanal, Community, Craftsmanship, Crafty, culture, Edition, family business, family owned, family run, family traditions, Family Values, family-centered, family-focused, family-operated, family-oriented, Handmade, heritage, Italian, local ], Minecraft, Server, Small Business, Threads, Traditional

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and fun never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. It was like a scene out of a wacky cartoon, and they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Players have tried to defeat the Diamond Dragon, but none have succeeded. Will you be the one to finally conquer this mighty beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every Friday night, we host a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up). It’s a wild, wacky, and wonderful world waiting for you to explore. See you there!

CreeperCriticCraft

Allergy, anaphylaxis, bad review, cease and desist, CreeperCriticCraft, dairy free, EpiPen, family income, family owned, food allergies, food service, inspector, investigation, Italian restaurant, law student, pesto pasta, restaurant review, Small Business, vegan menu, wrongful serving

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Imagine this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a family of Italian restaurant owners accuses you of faking an allergy to dairy! Watch as they roll their eyes and tell you to cancel the ambulance you called for, all while insisting that the cheese in your vegan pesto pasta was actually coconut milk. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! After leaving a bad review, you’ll be contacted by an inspector who will launch a full investigation into the restaurant. Will they be banned from ever working in food service again? Will they send letters to your university dean in an attempt to discredit you? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and wondering if you should have handled things differently. It’s a law student’s dream come true!

ComboCraft VS Hypixel

Backpack, build world, Claims, Community Focused, creativity, Danish, Economy, Elevatorskilte, End.., family owned, Headdatabase, in-game currency, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mining world, Nether, OneBlock, OP server, overpower, Playershops, Ranks, Safe Environment, ServerShop, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, VoteKeys

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Hypixel	ComboCraft
Very popular and well-known	Danish server with a focus on community and family
Various game modes and mini-games	Offers SMP and OneBlock gameplay
Larger player base	Smaller community feel
Premium features available for purchase	All features accessible for in-game currency

Hypixel FAQ

Is Hypixel free to play?	Yes, Hypixel is free to play but offers premium features for purchase.
What game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes and mini-games including SkyWars, Bed Wars, and more.
How large is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base due to its popularity.

ComboCraft FAQ

Is ComboCraft only for Danish players?	While ComboCraft is a Danish server, players from all over are welcome to join.
What does ComboCraft offer in terms of gameplay?	ComboCraft offers both OP-SMP and OneBlock gameplay for players to enjoy.
Do I have to pay for features on ComboCraft?	No, all features on ComboCraft are accessible for in-game currency, promoting a fair and balanced gameplay experience.

YeetCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Cacti

artisan, baked goods, Bakery, Balatro Bread, Bread, Cacti, Community, CREEPERS, croissants, DELICIOUS, European-inspired, family owned, Food, Fresh, Handmade, local ], misunderstood, pastel de nata, pastries, pronunciation, Small Business, Sourdough, Specialty, YeetCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pronunciation of our name is just as confusing as the adventures you’ll have here! Join us if you want to test your linguistic skills while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out in dance parties. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Balatro himself is rumored to make appearances, granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Will you be the next player to uncover the secrets of this mysterious figure?

So come on down to our server and see if you can figure out how to pronounce our name while also conquering the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Good luck, adventurer!

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Towns Built:	4

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8491
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ores Mined:	5370	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	3031
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, JD Vance criticism, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, political extremism, Politics, Radical, RadicalCraft, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian president, War, war resolution, Zelensky, Zelensky comments

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Blocky Bridge Battle

annexation, battle, Black sea, blocky, Bridge.., Conflict, construction, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, european union, illegal, Infrastructure, international law, Kerch Bridge, Politics, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, The Hague, Ukraine, united nations, VIOLATION

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

asteroid, asteroid deflection, asteroid impact, asteroid mitigation, asteroid redirection, asteroid size, asteroid threat, asteroids, blast, computer simulations, defends, Earth, earth defense, Fun, National Mall, nuclear blasts, nuclear detonation, nuclear energy, nuclear weapons, Nuke, planetary defense, space defense, space technology, washington d.c., X-ray emissions, X-rays, Xray

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!