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  • CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

    CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

    With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbylessHouseHunters

    HubbylessHouseHunters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner being as indecisive as a chicken crossing the road? Join our Minecraft server and take charge of your own destiny! Just like in the game, you can build your dream home without anyone holding you back. No more waiting around for someone else to make a decision – it’s your time to shine!

    Imagine a world where you can finally have the space you deserve, without someone constantly giving you the runaround. With our server, you can create the perfect house for you and your three adorable kids (7F, 5M, 2F) without any interference. No more sharing bedrooms or living in a cramped apartment – it’s time to upgrade to a mansion fit for royalty!

    So why wait for someone else to make up their mind? Take matters into your own hands and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a partner’s input when you can have complete control over your virtual world? Build the house of your dreams and show everyone that you don’t need anyone else’s approval to live your best life. Let’s get building!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DriveOrDieCraft

    DriveOrDieCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

    Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

    So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • L.A World VS Hypixel

    L.A World VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel

    Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers in the world.

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be overcrowded
    Wide variety of game modes Some game modes may be overwhelming for new players
    Active community Potential for lag due to high player count

    L.A World

    L.A World is a fun-oriented Minecraft server with friendly staff and admins.

    Pros Cons
    Community-focused Smaller player base
    Friend staff and admins Limited game modes
    Less lag due to smaller player count May not have as much variety as larger servers

    FAQ

    What game modes are available on Hypixel?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Survival, Bedwars, Lifesteal, and Skyblock.

    What game modes are available on L.A World?

    L.A World offers a more limited selection of game modes, focusing on a fun-oriented experience with a smaller player base.

    Can I expect lag on Hypixel?

    Due to its large player base, there may be potential for lag on Hypixel.

    Is L.A World suitable for new players?

    L.A World may be more suitable for new players due to its smaller player base and community-focused environment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!

    Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha

    Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time itself.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who did nothing but support his favorite Minecraft YouTuber, his “oshi” if you will. Little did he know, the other players on the server were secretly jealous of his undying loyalty. So they banned him! Can you believe it? The poor guy just wanted to show some love and got kicked to the curb for it.

    But fear not, dear player, for on this server, we welcome all you crazy stans with open arms. In fact, we encourage you to shout your love from the mountaintops (or, you know, in the chat box). Because here, we believe in freedom of expression, even if that expression is just a bunch of heart emojis and “notice me senpai” messages.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you’ll be banned for is NOT being a super fan of your favorite Minecraft influencer. Let your stan flag fly high, my friends! Let’s show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the virtual realm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

    Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP
    Community Close-knit, driven
    Map Duration Since 2019
    Minimum Age 15
    Server IP play.memelands.com

    Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server

    Q: Can anyone join the server?

    A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.

    Q: Is the map reset regularly?

    A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.

    Q: What kind of events are held on the server?

    A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.

    Q: How is the server managed financially?

    A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

    Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

    Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepers and Cuties” – A Minecraft server where even the mobs can’t resist saying, “‘She’s cute!’

    Creepers and Cuties” – A Minecraft server where even the mobs can’t resist saying, “‘She’s cute!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching creepers blow up your house? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a talking sheep who gives out free diamonds if you can make it laugh. And if that’s not enough, our resident Ender Dragon is a total fashionista who hosts weekly runway shows in the End dimension. Plus, our head admin is an actual wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is saying, “She’s cute!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VanillaBox Minecraft server

    VanillaBox Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the VanillaBox server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    zero.cv.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP