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BlockBusterFamFails

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	981	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly chaos zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether portal maze.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed by a mischievous Enderman who turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and zombie hoards. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarian options available).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a Ghast’s aim and as hilarious as a villager trading with a zombie, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those chicken players).

Button Land

PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

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game7.falix.cc

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

play.koolkidzmc.com

Titancraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

smp.tcservers.net

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

ft.minecraft.best

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

mc.mcbf.pw

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Mines Excavated:	3511
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8467

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

104.238.210.4:25681

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Items Found:	1330	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

play.mcgroove.net

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Animals Bred:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

85.131.163.195

Gaming server

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4356	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

marscraft.org

Ashvale RPG

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4970
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

184.154.143.157