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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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