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  • RichRelativesH8rMC SMP

    RichRelativesH8rMC SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory, filled with unicorns and flying pigs!

    Join our server if you have rich relatives because…uh…they might give you diamonds or something? Yeah, that sounds legit. And if you don’t like them, well, join anyway and we’ll help you plot your revenge in the most epic way possible!

    Our server is so lit, we once had a creeper do a backflip and land in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and start breakdancing. True story bro, you gotta see it to believe it!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs rich relatives when you have a community of crazies like us? Let’s build, let’s mine, let’s troll each other relentlessly! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. See you there, losers!

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  • AdoptedDNAKitGiverAITA

    AdoptedDNAKitGiverAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate through family secrets, lies, and unexpected twists.

    Imagine a world where a simple 23andMe kit leads to chaos and confusion, where a teenager’s quest for identity shakes the very foundation of his family. Will he uncover the truth about his genetic heritage, or will he be lost in a sea of unanswered questions?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into a server where friendships are tested, alliances are formed, and betrayals run rampant. Will you be the hero who uncovers the truth, or will you be the villain who tears families apart?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of unraveling mysteries, the joy of forging new connections, and the satisfaction of conquering the ultimate challenge – family drama in Minecraft form! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and embark on a journey like no other.

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  • DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting

    DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy family planning system based on your previous experience with hereditary dementia! if you come from a family with a genetic risk for dementia, we have special challenges and quests for you to complete.

    but wait, there’s more! we have special parenting classes for those who want to have kids in the game. learn how to parent like a pro while building your dream minecraft world.

    come join us and experience the wacky world of hereditary dementia and family planning in minecraft like never before! who knew genetics could be so fun?

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  • KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

    KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!
    Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

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  • PissyClosetRageCraft

    PissyClosetRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

    Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

    But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

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  • NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

    But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

    Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

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  • CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

    CousinLoveMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyFamTradz: “Who Started This?”

    CraftyFamTradz: “Who Started This?”
    Are you tired of boring old family traditions like matching Christmas pajamas or awkward Thanksgiving dinners? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest tradition of all time – the annual Llama Parade!

    It all started when our founder, Sir LlamaLover, had a dream where llamas took over the world and demanded to be worshipped as royalty. To appease these majestic creatures, he declared that every year we must dress up as llamas and parade around the server in their honor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. Legend has it that the dragon has some killer moves and has never been defeated on the dance floor.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your family’s weirdest tradition, come join us and let the llama festivities begin!

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  • CursedGeneticsMC

    CursedGeneticsMC
    Are you tired of being stuck with boring genetics in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wacky genetic mutations! Want to have wings like a bird? Done. How about the ability to breathe underwater like a fish? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server where genetics are just a fun game of mix and match!

    Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!

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  • Grandparents’ Forgotten Legacy

    Grandparents’ Forgotten Legacy
    hey u ever think bout how most ppl cant even name all their great-grandparents? like damn, we all gonna be forgotten in like 100 years anyways so might as well join this epic minecraft server where u can build a time machine and go back to meet ur great-grandparents and make sure they remember u forever. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every saturday where u can dance with zombies and skeletons. so join now before ur legacy fades away into oblivion, fam.

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