BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

animal products, Bagel, BrunchCraft, cancel brunch, dietary restrictions, ethical eating, family grumbling, fresh fruit, gift, MIL, omelette bar, Problem, protein, respect wishes, SAUSAGE, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, vegetarian guests, wedding brunch, wedding menu, wedding planning, yogurt

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Towns Built:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server

Amelia, Amelia Watson, angel, appreciation thread, cute, dorky, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber fanart, vtuber memes, Watsons, Wonderful

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Void Gems Collected:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only, Amelia Watson! Join us as we build shrines in her honor, battle creepers with her signature detective skills, and embark on quests to find the legendary Watson sword (rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties, where we groove to Watson’s favorite tunes and show off our best moves. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden clues scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock the secret to Amelia’s ultimate power.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of Watson love. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon sporting a deerstalker hat and pipe in honor of our favorite detective!

Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

aging, balding, Confidence, countdown, genetics, hair care, hair growth, hair loss, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, hairline, hairline concerns, hairline health, hairline maintenance, hairline progression, hairline solutions, hairline treatment, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, receding hairline, self esteem, smp, thinning hair

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!

MommaDontNeedMyDigits

biological dad, birth certificate, court threats, Family issues, father daughter relationship, FESTIVAL, Gatekeeping, grandmother support, Id, kicked out, mental illness, MommaDontNeedMyDigits, Mother, phone tracking, PILLS, refusing, Relationship Building, sister, spam calls, Therapy, Threats

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never worry about being kicked out again (unless you break the server rules, of course).

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of being tracked down by crazy parents. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make friends who will never threaten to take you to court (we hope).

Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a birth certificate when you can have a diamond sword? Let’s mine away the stress together!

WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

ceasefire efforts, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military strategy, nato, Oil, oil hub, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, WarCraftMC, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PutinBdayHackers

cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, digital conflict, digital disruption, disrupt, HACKING, hacking news, information warfare, international relations, online sabotage, political interference, political tensions, putin, Putin’s 72nd birthday, PutinBdayHackers, Russian broadcasts, Russian media, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian hackers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	773501	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

Bathroom Baby Boomers

baby, Backstage, Band, bathroom, bathroom hookup, Boomers, conceiving a child, concerts, fertility, groupies, hooking up, infamous incidents, INSTANCES, Music, parenthood, rock band, rock concerts, scandal, scandalous behavior, unexpected consequences, unexpected pregnancies, unofficial record, wild behavior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9913
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

BlockyBodily, bodily integrity, Child protection, child welfare, children’s rights, community beliefs, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, ethical considerations, genital cutting, healthcare decisions, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, IntegrityCraft, legal implications, medical procedures, modification practices, parental influence, religious associations, research study, social norms, traditional beliefs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

armor, Auction, BomjPVP, Bosses, box pvp, Boxpvp, boxpvp server, Convoys, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, degenerate admin, ds, Hobo Survival, HomelessPvP, Lucky blocks, Maniac, pvp box, Ranks, Server Homeless PvP, SEX with gays, Support for clans, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5545	Star Shards Collected:	194
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	6309
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

❓️ What do we have here?

Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

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Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	58	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

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