Family Functions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBro’s Blocky Lunch – Minecraft Server

feeling judged, gift giving, sibling relationships, family gatherings, judgement free zone

Are you tired of family drama and judgmental in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can vent to your virtual siblings without any interruptions!

On our server, you can build a fortress of solitude where only your closest Minecraft buddies can enter. No need to worry about awkward family gatherings or expensive gifts that get re-gifted – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and create your own non-judgmental zone where you can let out all your frustrations without any real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s block out the drama and build some blocks instead!

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SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

Siblings, christmas, Minecraft, AGGRESSIVE, Guilt

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

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SibSavageCraft

Communication Issues, family dynamics, family loyalty, confrontations, standing up for loved ones

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful world! No more arguments over who’s right or wrong, just pure fun and creativity.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about insulting comments from family members. No more excuses for bad behavior, just a supportive community of fellow players who want to have a good time.

Say goodbye to family functions filled with tension and hello to a virtual world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join now and leave the drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds instead?

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SisterInLawSnubbed Minecraft Server

parenting, family dynamics, Birthday Party, Birthday, Decision making

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no backhanded comments about your mining skills or insults about your pixelated family.

Join us and you won’t have to deal with rowdy 3-year-olds hitting your virtual pets with sticks. Our server is a safe space for all dogs, even the little princess ones. And if anyone dares to mess with your Minecraft dog, we’ll step in and protect them like the pixelated heroes we are.

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with real-life family feuds over a birthday party. See you in the virtual world!

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NoNudeNoDiam0nds

Inappropriate Behavior, support career, personal boundaries, family functions, husband’s uncle

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

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UniRoomieLove

UniRoomieLove, Grandfather, adoption, Jealousy, University

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

ONLINE, TEAM, Adventures, Technology, Communication

Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.

Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!

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Skyhipe

Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Server, SkyHipe, Faction Survival

SkyHipe

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Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate

Racists, Bigotry, Crafty, anti-kike, racism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’re pro-white, anti-kike, anti-leftist, and anti-shitskin because we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it. Our players are not afraid to speak their minds and stir up some controversy in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and adventures that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. From building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to organizing raids on villages with our army of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here!

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Blocky Bling Bling

discussion, religion in media, Jewish culture, watch, commentary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t believe us? Just watch the video and see for yourself!

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