family function Minecraft Servers

MILcraft: Jobless Edition

accusations, basketball game, Edition, egg prices, fake job, family function, fanatics, fancy clothes, federal positions, hiring freeze, Jobless, MIL, MILcraft, nibling, Overtime, paycut, primary income, Six Figures, specialized field, Trump supporter, UNFAIR, VA, Veterans

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4358	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8368
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4989
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	285246	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

No RSVP, No Wedding!

AITAH, Cousins wedding, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family function, hurtful comments, relationships, RSVP, RSVP etiquette, RSVPing No, Wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	4328
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Then come join us on our server, where family feuds and wedding woes are just the beginning!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your cousin’s boyfriend shows up and starts trash-talking your mining skills. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin decides to have a massive wedding with 9 bridesmaids, but doesn’t even ask you to play a musical number or read a poem. The nerve!

But fear not, because on our server, you can RSVP “no” to the wedding and avoid all that drama. Who needs family functions when you can build your own virtual world without the judgmental relatives? Join us now and let the chaos unfold in ways you never thought possible!

FamilyFunctionDelayLOL

Communication, compromise, construction, emotions, family dynamics, family function, family involvement, family loyalty, family relationships, family rift, FamilyFunctionDelayLOL, husband, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, pool party, renovation, renovation process, time constraints, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with uptight husbands and family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is like a virtual pool party where you can stay as long as you want without anyone telling you to leave after 30 minutes.

We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!

RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!

Adventure, armor, Curiosity, Diamond, discovery, dreams, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, Lifestyle, luxury, MONEY, opportunity, perspective, Possibilities, power, Reflection, Rich, RichKidMC, smp, splurging, success, transformation, wealth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams, like waking up as the richest person alive for a day! Join us and experience the thrill of swimming in a pool of diamonds, riding a golden horse, and eating cake made of pure emeralds.

But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!

HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Votes:	8844
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4996	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	5

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5716	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Towns Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	8469	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

Big cock, big Roman cock, blocky, Cock, long tail tags, Minecraft, Román, Roman cock, Server, Sluts, sluts for big cock, sluts for big Roman, sluts for big Roman cock, sluts for cock, sluts for Roman cock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?