🔥family function Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Emeralds Found:	977
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

No RSVP, No Wedding!

AITAH, Cousins wedding, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family function, hurtful comments, relationships, RSVP, RSVP etiquette, RSVPing No, Wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Then come join us on our server, where family feuds and wedding woes are just the beginning!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your cousin’s boyfriend shows up and starts trash-talking your mining skills. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin decides to have a massive wedding with 9 bridesmaids, but doesn’t even ask you to play a musical number or read a poem. The nerve!

But fear not, because on our server, you can RSVP “no” to the wedding and avoid all that drama. Who needs family functions when you can build your own virtual world without the judgmental relatives? Join us now and let the chaos unfold in ways you never thought possible!

FamilyFunctionDelayLOL

Communication, compromise, construction, emotions, family dynamics, family function, family involvement, family loyalty, family relationships, family rift, FamilyFunctionDelayLOL, husband, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, pool party, renovation, renovation process, time constraints, Time management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ores Mined:	9720
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with uptight husbands and family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is like a virtual pool party where you can stay as long as you want without anyone telling you to leave after 30 minutes.

We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!

StrikeCraftUS

airstrike, Baghdad, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, national security, Official, pentagon, regional tensions, RETALIATION, strike, StrikeCraftUS, targeted killing, Trump administration, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up just like the US in Iraq 😂🤣 we have crazy explosions and chaos everywhere, just like a real war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and soldiers 🧨💣🔥 join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness 😜🤪 #minecraftwarzone #explosionseverywhere #jointhecraziness

GameMagicCraft

ANOMALIES, bug, game glitches, game magic, GameMagicCraft, Gaming, gaming anomalies, gaming bugs, gaming glitches, glitches, laws of physics, Magic, magical elements, physics defying, Supernatural, supernatural events, supernatural occurrences, Supernatural phenomena, Supernatural powers, video game, virtual world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dat GAME MAGIC goin on! Like, imagine if u could fly on a pig or summon a herd of exploding chickens to wreck havoc on ur enemies. Dat’s da kinda crazy sh*t u can do here!

We got witches brewin up potions dat turn u into a giant or make u invisible. We got wizards summonin lightning bolts and summonin dragons to rain down chaos on da land. It’s like Hogwarts meets a nuclear explosion up in here!

And don’t even get me started on da glitches and bugs dat make da game even more wacky. Like, u might be walkin along and suddenly ur character starts spinnin like a tornado or ur house turns into a giant cake. It’s all part of da fun, bro!

So come join us on dis server and experience da true power of GAME MAGIC! Who needs physics when u got pigs flyin and chickens explodin, amirite? Let’s get weird together, fam!

The Not-So-Lost Map of The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Adventure

#addons, Adventure, Atlas, Badlands, bedrock, Behavior, better on bedrock, Custom, hoof-by-groundbeef, Items, Kingdoms, Map, Minecraft, mini blocks, Modded, more-enchantments, more-shields, NotSoLost, Play, Project, rules, Server, smp, Teams, Terrain

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Server

Join our server with some great addons added

18 years and up only

Server Categories

General Play	Kingdoms	Teams	Badlands
Custom terrain, items and behavior addons	Custom terrain, items and behavior addons	Custom terrain, items and behavior addons	Custom terrain, items and behavior addons

List of addons:

Join the discord server to get the IP: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18 years and up only
Can I purchase addons from the server?	Addons can be bought from wandering traders in-game
How many server categories are available?	There are four: General Play, Kingdoms, Teams, Badlands

Hate-Free Henya’s Minecraft Server

abhors, Abomination, annoyances, antipathy, aversion, can’t stand, despises, detestation, detests, disdain, DISLIKES, hate, Hatefree, henya, Henyas, intolerant, loathes, Loathing, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	7551
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Henya absolutely despises boring and dull Minecraft servers! She craves excitement, chaos, and pure unadulterated fun. That’s why she created her own Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never be boring!

Join Henya’s server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have epic dance parties in the Nether. Henya once tamed a creeper and rode it into the sunset while playing a ukulele solo – true story!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions, come join Henya’s server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Masters

AK EN Database, AK resources., akg, akg website, arknights, asbestos, Cantabile, Caster Corroserum, Caster Goldenglow, Caster Lin, Caster Rockrock, Caster Santalla, Chong Yue, Coral Coast Re-Edition, Defender Aurora, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Defender Shu, dusk, Elysium, Engraver of Quicksand, Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, FEater, Global, Guard Degenbrecher, Guard La Pluma, Guard Leto, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Inudi Harek Horakhet, Joint Action, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Ling, Lunacub, Masters, Mcsmp, Medic Paprika, Medic Papyrus, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Minimalist, Misaligned Sightseer, Mr. Nothing, Mulberry, Nightingale, Poncirus, Ptilopsis, Shu’s Experimental Plot, skins, smp, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Ascalon, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Sand Reckoner, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Vanguard Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Vanguard Kestrel, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Looking for a place to showcase your creativity? Look no further than Shu’s Experimental Plot, where you can invite your friends to help out in your fields and create the most outrageous builds imaginable. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and mystery.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content that will blow your mind. From 6 Sniper Fartooth to 5 Vanguard Wan Qing, there’s always something exciting to look forward to. And let’s not forget about the insane skins that will make your character stand out in the craziest ways possible.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

UnpleasantVibe Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, aversion, Despair, discomfort, disgust, DREAD, emotional pain, emotions, feeling, Horror, Loathing, mental anguish, Minecraft, Misery, Pain, Repulsion, revulsion, smp, Suffering, Torment, Unpleasant, UnpleasantVibe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most unpleasant feeling ever – the feeling of missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server! Trust us, FOMO is no joke, especially when it comes to missing out on the chance to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t be left out in the cold like a sad snow golem, join us and be a part of the madness!

Crafting Chaos: The Unspoken Creeper

Chaos, Crafting, creeper, unspoken

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is the perfect place to test the strength of your friendships as you navigate treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out in intense PvP matches.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a cursed diamond pickaxe is hidden somewhere in the world, and whoever finds it will be plagued with bad luck for eternity. Will you risk it all for the chance at ultimate power?

Join us and see if your friendships can survive the chaos of our server. Who knows, you might even come out stronger on the other side…or end up enemies forever. The choice is yours!

MineBP Minecraft Server

#sustainability, $7bn, bp, corporate strategy, dividends, ENERGY, Environment, Expansion, Exploration, financial news, Fossil Fuels, global economy, growth, Investment, Investors, MineBP, Minecraft, oil operations, production, PROFITS, Server, shareholders, stock market

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crops Grown:	6989	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AS BIG AS UR MOMMA’S FOOT! WE GONNA HAND OUT $7 BILLION TO PLAYERS DIS YEAR CUZ WE EXPANDIN’ OUR OIL OPERATIONS IN DA GAME! U CAN BE DA RICHEST PLAYER IN DA WHOLE BLOCK WORLD AND HAVE A DIAMOND CASTLE BIGGER THAN DA MOON! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN AND RICHES, U SILLY GOOSE!

VenezuelaElectionFraudCraft

Biden administration, Democracy, democracy in crisis, democratic principles, disputed elections, election results, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political turmoil, Politics, Questioning, south america, US government, Venezuela, VenezuelaElectionFraudCraft, Voting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, even the biden administration is questioning its legitimacy? well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

our server is like a virtual venezuela, with elections so wacky even the politicians are like “wut?” join us and witness the madness unfold as players battle it out for power and control. will you be the next president of our virtual world? or will you be overthrown in a coup d’etat? who knows, anything can happen on our server!

come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

PenguinPredatorServer

Animal Behavior, antarctic wildlife, avian predators, bird behavior, bird conservation, conservation, ecology, ecosystem dynamics, environmental impact, Macronectes giganteus, Magellanic penguins, marine birds, natural history, penguin colonies, PenguinPredatorServer, predation, predator-prey relationships, seabirds, Southern giant petrel, Spheniscus magellanicus, wildlife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of penguin predators runnin’ wild! watch as southern giant petrels swoop down and snatch up innocent magellanic penguins for their dinner. it’s a real-life nature documentary happenin’ right in front of your eyes, except you can actually interact with the animals and maybe even save a few penguins from becoming bird food.

if you’re lookin’ for some excitement and a chance to witness the circle of life in action, then this server is for you. plus, where else can you say you’ve seen a giant petrel take on a pack of penguins in a battle for survival? join now and be a part of the penguin predator madness!