family function – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PsychicScamBusters Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Apology, Asshole, extended family, family, family function, Minecraft, prediction, psychic predictions, psychic reading, psychic readings, psychic scam, Psychics, PsychicScamBusters, regional travel, scam, scam artist, scam artist predictions, Server, success, travel, work

Are you tired of dealing with psychic predictions that are as accurate as a blindfolded llama throwing darts at a map? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about fake psychics again!

Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.

So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MILcraft: Jobless Edition

accusations, basketball game, Edition, egg prices, fake job, family function, fanatics, fancy clothes, federal positions, hiring freeze, Jobless, MIL, MILcraft, nibling, Overtime, paycut, primary income, Six Figures, specialized field, Trump supporter, UNFAIR, VA, Veterans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

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BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

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BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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No RSVP, No Wedding!

AITAH, Cousins wedding, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family function, hurtful comments, relationships, RSVP, RSVP etiquette, RSVPing No, Wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Then come join us on our server, where family feuds and wedding woes are just the beginning!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your cousin’s boyfriend shows up and starts trash-talking your mining skills. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin decides to have a massive wedding with 9 bridesmaids, but doesn’t even ask you to play a musical number or read a poem. The nerve!

But fear not, because on our server, you can RSVP “no” to the wedding and avoid all that drama. Who needs family functions when you can build your own virtual world without the judgmental relatives? Join us now and let the chaos unfold in ways you never thought possible!

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FamilyFunctionDelayLOL

Communication, compromise, construction, emotions, family dynamics, family function, family involvement, family loyalty, family relationships, family rift, FamilyFunctionDelayLOL, husband, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, pool party, renovation, renovation process, time constraints, Time management

Are you tired of dealing with uptight husbands and family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is like a virtual pool party where you can stay as long as you want without anyone telling you to leave after 30 minutes.

We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

Abramss, Actors, Adventure, Author, Characters, Emma Mackey, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, film, Glen Powell, IMDb, J.J, J.J. Abrams, jenna ortega, mentor, Minecraft, Movie, mythical world, New Movie, popular novels, Quest, Samuel L. Jackson, Save, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

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BlockyFate Minecraft Server

30 Million Downloads Celebration Campaign, alter ego, Append Skill Swap, Archer Tutankhamun, asterios, Avenger, BlockyFate, Britomart, Clear Support Campaign, Demon King Nobunaga, Event, fate grand order, foreigner, Lostbelt No.6, Mandricardo, Minecraft, Mystery House Crafters, Server, Stormpods, summon, Super Bunyan, utility links, van Gogh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

advice column, controversial choices, controversial relationships, crazy, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating risks, dick, impulsive behavior, impulsive decisions, mental health, Minecraft, questionable choices, questionable decisions, relationships, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky encounters, risky sex, sexual behavior, sexual partners, smp, unconventional relationships

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

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Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

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Left or Right Minecraft SMP

Choices, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, extremism, Ideology, left, liberal, Minecraft, moderate, polarization, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, political ideology, political leanings, political orientation, political parties, political philosophy, political spectrum, political views, right, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, building, Challenging, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, girl gamers, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival, Surviving, Unique

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

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Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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French Please SMP Thank You

Alfred Clouët, Asian cuisine, Asian culinary products, caramelized soy sauce, Cooking, culinary adaptation, culinary fusion, culinary history, culinary innovation, export company, France, French, French conversation technology, french cuisine, French genius, French Indochina, Frenchified, smp, Southeast Asia, staple food, Sweden, united states of america

Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

African American history, Black community, BLOCK, civil rights movement, derogatory terms, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, racial discrimination, racial epithet, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racial violence, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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