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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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Earth vanillamc

Minigames, Adventure, Earth, Clans, Dynmap

VanillaMC is the most simple Minecraft server Network to date. Being cross platform you are able to join from both a computer and phone. We offer the Vanilla Minecraft experience with some fun plugins such as Minigames, Economy and claims to create Towns & Nations. Our minigames feature famous maps such as Nuketown & More! MONTHLY CASH PRIZES TO TOP PLAYERS! Version 1.12 – 1.19+ Minigames: PaintBall, One in the chamber, Mob arena Our Bedrock IP is 51.79.37.79:8136 You can also checkout our world map here www.polluxhub.com/minecraft How to join a Minecraft server: Find its IP and copy it to the clipboard (Ctrl+C for Windows/Linux and Cmd+C for macOS). The IP address is often a number displayed next to the name of it, or a domain. Start Minecraft, click Multiplayer and click Add Server. There should be two boxes, Server Name and IP Address. The server name does not matter a bit. Call it what you like. Now press Ctrl+V (Windows/Linux) or Cmd+V (macOS) in the Server Address box to enter the IP or type it in. Confirm your entries by clicking done. You will be taken back to the server list. The server should appear on it with green bars on the right.

vanillamc.ca

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RESTMINE – Your corner in Minecraft anarchy! Minecraft server

Clans, RPG, PvP, Pirate

➜Our IP: mrr.restmine.ru (1.16+)

➜Online store: www.restmine.ru

Our server features an anarchic game mode, where each player independently chooses his own path in the world of blocks.

Create, explore, survive – everything on our server. You haven’t played Minecraft until you tried our server!

Here you will find dozens of different worlds, unique bosses and storylines. The server runs a powerful economic system, which makes it possible to earn money and get rare items.

You can also create your own clan and team up with friends to achieve common goals. Airdrops with gifts appear randomly to surprise players with new adventures and rewards.

Join us and plunge into the exciting world of Minecraft on the RESTMINE server!

Free your creativity on an anarchic server!

mrr.restmine.ru

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LG20 Server

Survival

LG20Server is the official server for the LoganGamer20 YouTube channel! A lucky few might even get VIP on their first join as a bonus!

LG20Server.minehut.gg

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Hyperlore

PvP, Prison, Factions, KitPvP

Hyperlore, A prison filled with op axe pvp and sword pvp, come join play with your friends, create a gang and grind to have the most kills. The best item on here is the “OMEGA AXE” it contains a Sharp 85. Fire Aspect 2, Unbreaking 85. Come Join and Have Fun!

play.hyperlore.com

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Mistbrook

Jobs, Economy, Player Ranks, java, MCMMO

~Welcome To MistBrook~

MistBrook is a new SMP server! We have cool plugins like towny, mcmmo, jobs, crates & custom ranks. Towns allow players to build their own small communities within our community and make very close friends. McMMO, jobs and custom ranks add another layer to gameplay and roleplaying in the game that is super fun!

We strive to be a cozy, welcoming server. We are accepting and inclusive of all genders, sexual orientations, races, religions & identities. We want you to feel safe and accepted for who you are here.

Server builds are very much medieval cottagecore style and we recommend getting the Mizuno 16 resource pack & CIT pack to see the builds in all their glory!

Our server is currently running a build competition for Halloween & is giving anyone who joins by November 1st a special founder’s crate! We plan to host lots of community events!

Come make MistBrook your home server today!

mistbrook.apexmc.co

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😈ATLANTWORLD GTA🚔🔥 REAL LIFE! 💥✨ Minecraft server

Vanilla, Private, Naruto, Clans, Duels

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐IP: mc.atlantworld.ru ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We are a unique real-time RolePlay project. Our server is a proprietary development with its own theme and constant updates.

The project has been successfully operating for 7 years. Previously we were known under the AtlantWorld brand. However, since the server has undergone significant changes to suit an older audience and become even better, we decided to rebrand. AtlantReborn has an impeccable reputation and our main priority is to provide an enjoyable experience for our players. Our administration and developers work closely with each player.

At the moment our project offers the following features:

A faction system, including the police, army, hospital, media and mafia. A system of cars and weapons, implemented using a resource pack. A unique criminal system, including the ghetto area, wars for territory, businesses and the capture of bases of other gangs. A system of standard jobs, starting from a loader and ending with the work of a truck driver. For beginners, initial work is provided to help them get comfortable in the virtual world of the server. Advanced features and commands for fast and high-quality role-playing. An extensive map inspired by the city of Los Angeles in the USA. Our server is staffed by a team builders, thanks to which the city is actively growing and urbanization continues. A system of businesses and its own economy. Each player can purchase his own business, be it a gas station, a gun store or a car dealership. The server is dominated by a market economy and players have full control over the listed systems, allowing them to influence the current state of the economy on the server. A large number of other systems such as telephone, subway, buses, weddings and much more. Join us now and Plunge into the world of RolePlay with many possibilities!

IP – mc.atlantworld.ru

Website: https://atlantworld.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/atlantworld

mc.atlantworld.ru

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EndCity Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, Mini Games

Friendly and honest environment. Our authorized purchases are open, let’s play together 🙂 We are a new server, you can come and support us. Our VIP sales are via discord 🙂

EndCityNW.aternos.me

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Orchard Express

Roleplay, Survival, PvE, Vanilla

Orchard Express is a PvE Survival server with light elements of adventure and RP. It is mostly vanilla with the occasional conservative changes made for the sake of improving the gameplay experience such as increasing TNT yield to 100%.

We’re looking for players who are just trying to play some games and relax. Nothing wild here.

Server protected by CoreProtect.

mc.superphage.org

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Deitycraft

Survival RPG

Come have fun with your friends!

deitycraft.net

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