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What is the IP for PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, brianna, canman, cash minecraft, eyestreem, family friendly, funny, gametoons, Gaming, INSANE, insane minecraft glitches, lankybox, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft glitch, minecraft glitches, mrbeast, nico mc, preston, prestonplayz, Server, ssundee, stokestwins, unspeakable, ways to glitch in minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	193

PrestonPlayz, also known as Preston Arsement, is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining content. He rose to fame with his Minecraft gameplay videos and has since expanded his channel to include a variety of different games. With over 15 million subscribers, PrestonPlayz has built a loyal fanbase and is known for his energetic personality and family-friendly content. He also owns a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other YouTubers on various projects.

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	66
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?

blade ball, family friendly, foltyn, foltyn blade ball, Foltyn family, foltyn family roblox, foltyn roblox, funny, kid friendly, Minecraft, no swearing, roblox, roblox blade ball, roblox foltyn, roblox foltyn family, Server, spending $5873462 for the new dual winter blasters in blade ball, spending $8123562 for the new dual nebula blasters in blade ball

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Foltyn is a talented and innovative artist known for his unique blend of traditional and contemporary techniques. With a background in graphic design, he brings a fresh perspective to his work that is both visually striking and emotionally resonant. Foltyn’s bold use of color and texture creates dynamic pieces that push the boundaries of traditional art forms. His work has been featured in galleries and exhibitions around the world, earning him a reputation as a rising star in the art world.

Family Kino SMP – 15 Years Later

15 years, cinematic experience, classic film, family, family bonding, Family Entertainment, Family Film, family friendly, family fun, family love, family movie, family time, family tradition, Family Values, Kino, long awaited, long overdue, movie night, Nostalgia, overdue reunion, smp, starting a family, Years

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7716	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to start a family… in Minecraft! That’s right, we haven’t had a starting a family kino in 15 years and we need YOU to come and shake things up.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, raising virtual children and teaching them the ways of the blocky world. But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of Minecraft toddlers who are plotting to overthrow the current family system and take over the server. Will you be able to protect your family from these tiny terrors?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken King for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest family adventure you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Cream’s Craft Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, Character concept, Craft, cream the rabbit, Creams, cute animals, family friendly, fan favorite, friendship theme, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer game, playable character, puzzle solving, Server, Sidekick, sonic the hedgehog, spin-off game, story driven game, teamwork, Unique abilities, video game ideas

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6352	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Cream the Rabbit action? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Cream the Rabbit paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with Cream the Rabbit-themed challenges, quests, and even a Cream the Rabbit petting zoo (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be amazing?)!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly Cream the Rabbit swoops in on a flying unicorn and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with her killer moves? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with Cream the Rabbit merchandise – because who wouldn’t want a Cream the Rabbit plushie to cuddle with while you mine for diamonds?

But that’s not all – our server also has exclusive Cream the Rabbit skins, so you can strut your stuff in style as you explore the blocky landscape. And rumor has it that if you collect enough Cream the Rabbit-themed items, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Cream the Rabbit reigns supreme as queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Cream the Rabbit awaits!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

Horror Kids Minecraft Server

children, creepy, Dark, Entertainment, family friendly, family horror, films, Ghosts, Halloween, Horror, Kids, Medium, Minecraft, Monsters, movies, Scary, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, thriller films

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of all those boring, kid-friendly Minecraft servers out there? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horror enthusiasts who are sick of all the rainbows and unicorns. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be scared out of your blocky pants!

Our server is haunted by creepy creatures that will make your skin crawl. From ghostly zombies to sinister skeletons, you never know what horrors you’ll encounter around the next corner. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the darkness and survive the night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lab where mad scientists conduct bizarre experiments on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next test subject, or will you outsmart the scientists and escape with your life intact?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, look no further. Join us today and experience the thrill of horror like never before. Just remember to bring a friend, because you never know what horrors await you in the shadows.

Craddle Valley SMP

Anarchy, Buy, Challenges, Community, Contests, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, family friendly, Features, Friendly staff, immersive gameplay, Lag-free, Mechanics, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Sell, Survival, top-tier servers, Tournaments, Towny, Trade, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	1927	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39

Unique Features

Why Choose CRADDLE VALLEY SMP ?

Lag-Free Experience: Enjoy a smooth and immersive gameplay experience with our top-tier servers. Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff members are always available to help with any questions or issues.

31.56.45.28

OverlordVanillaSMP

Active Admins, Active owner, Anti-Griefing, Community, death chest, Discord, Events, family friendly, Friendly, Fun, Language filter, New server, Player Claims, pvp arena, PVP enabling, Safe Environment, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Animals Bred:	126	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

This is a family friendly server where you can have fun in a safe environment for all members of our community. It is a new Vanilla survival with anti-griefing, and language filter.

Features include: Active owner/admins Player claims Death chest Future events planned PVP fighting arena PVP enabling if desired If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! We hope you have a great time!

172.240.9.158

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ores Mined:	7722	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6860	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	7657
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1806
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	609	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crops Grown:	5848	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	78
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9545
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!