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  • Funky Families Minecraft Server

    Funky Families Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

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  • FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

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  • MineCraftSMPAddict

    MineCraftSMPAddict

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, with like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to find them. Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give you free enchanted gear just for joining.

    I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare mobs and treasure, but you have to solve a puzzle made out of chicken nuggets to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking sheep who will give you quests to go on epic adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you manage to survive the deadly dance-off with the evil skeleton king, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will take you on a tour of the entire server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! It’s like, totally worth it, bro.

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  • RegretCraft: Mine, Build, Regret, Repeat

    RegretCraft: Mine, Build, Regret, Repeat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with all that regret in your life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your real-life problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and leave all that regret behind as you embark on hilarious adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on, join our server and let’s laugh our way to victory!

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  • CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli

    CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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  • Deep Mindcraft Gold

    Deep Mindcraft Gold

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs are smarter than google deepmind’s ai model! they can do math better than gold medalists in the international mathematical olympiad! watch out for the creepers solving complex equations before blowing up your builds! join now for a chance to outsmart our intelligent mobs and become the ultimate mathlete of the minecraft world!

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  • Isolation Quest 1.20.5

    Isolation Quest 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re tired of shutting yourself off from the world and thinking you’re hideous, come join our Minecraft server! We’ll show you love and make you feel handsome AF, no pity or poking fun here! Let’s build a world where you can be your true attractive self and slay those creepers like the stud muffin you are. Don’t question reality, just join and let’s have a crazy good time together!

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  • SlimCraft SMP

    SlimCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.

    So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • TPO Trump Musk Mayhem

    TPO Trump Musk Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Trump and Musk are just two of the many players who ignore all rules and regulations! Join us for a wild ride as we watch them build giant walls made of cheese and rocket ships powered by memes. Who needs TPOs and court orders when you have chaos and creativity running rampant? Come join the fun and see what happens when the most powerful players in the game go rogue!

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  • KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

    KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelenskyy leading a ukrainian offensive in russia’s kursk region!! 😂🚀🔥

    watch as zelenskyy and his army of minecraft warriors take on the russian players in intense pvp battles! 🤣💥

    build your own base and defend it with crazy traps and secret passageways, just like zelenskyy does in real life! 🏰🤪

    join now for a chance to team up with zelenskyy himself and conquer the minecraft world together! 🌍🤩

    don’t miss out on the action and chaos, come play on our server today! 🎮🤯 #ZelenskyyMinecraftWarrior

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