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  • Pool or No Pool: In-Law Wars!

    Pool or No Pool: In-Law Wars!

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    The Entitlement Oceans Server: A Surreal Saga of Sibling Rivalry in the Blocky Abyss

    Welcome, brave miner! You are about to dive into the crimson chaos of the Entitlement Oceans, where sibling rivalry festers like a chunk of rotten zombie flesh in a lush biome, and expectations float like the stench of a mismanaged Creeper nest. Join us as we unearth the truth buried beneath layers of pixelated absurdity and unshakeable familial grievances.

    Introduction: The Conspiracy of the Synchronized Swimming Pool

    Did you feel that? A ripple through the fabric of your pixelated economy? That’s the sound of Sister-in-Law plotting her descent into pool-side power. She demands a shimmering oasis where she crafts grand plans for “Hot Girl Summer”—but at what cost? Join the Grand Council of Boundaries, where rules are as malleable as redstone, and entitlement sizzles like a burning block of wood in lava.

    Unravel the mysteries:

      • Why is she hoarding your free food like a dragon guarding its treasure?
      • Is there a larger power at play that sees your husband as a reluctant benefactor of this aquatic dream?

    Server Mechanics: Dive into the Quagmire

    Feature Description
    Pool of Perpetual Drama Enter the Endless Pool Party where participants must navigate the murky waters of entitlement, misunderstandings, and contradictory sibling loyalty.
    Creeping Events Timeline Every week, Sister-in-Law will host unexplained events, demanding supplies and infrastructure from YOU—the unsuspecting owner!
    Debt Tracking System Players will effortlessly chart their entitlements and grievances; plant them in Creeper Holes for massive explosions of conversation!
    Entitle-ocalypse Mode Live out alternate realities where your in-game finances dictate your social status—You Will Pay!

    In-Game Lore: The Dreaded Pool Saga

    Legend has it that the original builder, Brother-Husband, once stacked three diamond blocks in defiance of entitlement. Now, his fortifications are crumbling under the weight of familial discontent, as Sister-in-Law’s aspirations rise like an ill-placed water tower in the middle of a plains biome. Will you join the rebellion and stand firm with the Code of Boundaries, or will you succumb to the encroaching tides of entitlement?

    Player Testimonials: Mixed Feelings and Hot Takes

    "I thought this was just another Minecraft server, then I saw Sister-in-Law commandeer the loot. Never breaking diamond pickaxes felt so wholesome before!" — User54321

    "Why can’t we declare independence from oppressive kin? I’m building a wall around my biomes as a statement of defiance!" — RedstoneCrazy

    Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

    Q: Why does Sister-in-Law believe she can dictate the rules? A: That’s a question for the rabbit holes! Perhaps she’s merely a harbinger of entitlement, or maybe she’s a misunderstood villain who lost her way in the pixelated multiverse.

    Q: Do I need to pay my debts? A: Only if you want to unshackle yourself from the binds of unasked-for generosity. Or do you wish to launch the next Endless Pool Party? Choices, choices…

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Ready for the thrill of unpredictable outcomes? Will you navigate the waters of chaos and entitlement with grace? The Entitlement Oceans serve as a cauldron of nervous laughter and conspiratorial nonsense. Don’t ignore the siren call of the pixels; embrace the madness and join the ranks of those brave enough to challenge Sister-in-Law’s preposterous demands!

    🌀 Can you survive the madness? The Void beckons. 🌪️

    Disclaimer: This server has been banned in 12 countries. The reasons remain classified. Are you in?

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  • Family Time? Not On My Craft!

    Family Time? Not On My Craft!

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    Welcome to The Llamacorn Apocalypse Server!!!

    Ever wanted to stomp on the dreams of pixelated crabs while riding a unicycle in a dimension where reality bends like spaghetti? Well, you’re in luck! Join The Llamacorn Apocalypse – the only server where time runs backwards and goose feathers rain from the sky during leap years!

    The Ethereal Features

    Feature Reality
    Puppy Dimension Every time you jump, a puppy explodes into glitter. Totally harmless.
    Infinite Zucchini Harvest a never-ending supply of zucchini that can only be traded for existential dread!
    Singular Potato Anarchy One potato rules them all; if you touch it, the moon will cry!
    Floating Fishbowl Battlegrounds Be careful! The fish are armed with laser beams that can disintegrate your thoughts.
    Beware the Singing Beets Every time they sing, it summons a minor deity that insists on knitting you a sweater!
    Cursed Vanilla Server Plays just like vanilla—if you can survive the screaming! HA HA HA!

    Player Reviews

    “I don’t understand what happened to the pizza, but now it speaks in tongues.”

    “I thought I was building a house, but I accidentally created a portal to another realm. Thanks, I guess?”

    “Once I tried to tame a shadow. Now it just glowers at me.”

    “If I had a luminescent parrot for every time I saw a dragon fly backwards, I’d have… exactly one.”

    The Enigmatic WARNING

    Before you spiral deeper into the madness, heed this cryptic notice: The llamas are watching. The cucumbers are whispering. And if you hear the sound of clapping hands at midnight, it’s too late! The clock has already chimed twelve and your fate is sealed under layers of enchanted nachos.

    Join us… or don’t. But remember: The shadows sleep in your backyard, and they’re hungry for more than just grass!

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  • Minecraft Server: Mom’s Birthday Bombs

    Minecraft Server: Mom’s Birthday Bombs

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    Welcome to The Insanity Realm!!! 🐉✨

    If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to dig a hole to the center of your psyche while battling an army of flying spaghetti monsters, THEN THIS IS NOT THE SERVER FOR YOU! However, if you enjoy the sweet symphony of chaos, read on!!! The clocks run backward, and the creepers hum lullabies while eating your favorite dessert! 🍰😱

    Features of Absolute Confusion

    Feature Description
    Time-Traveling Villagers Trade with villagers from the past and future but only on Odd Tuesdays. 🕰️
    Invisible Pigs Herd these elusive entities in your dreams. Good luck feeding them! 🐖
    Mining for Thumbs Break rocks to find disembodied thumbs; they can be used as currency or as lovely decorations! 👍
    Emotional Rollercoasters Ride them! 🎢 Feelings manifest as rollercoasters that may or may not give you existential dread.
    Infinite Lava Pools Swim in them. Ideal for fiery back massages or spontaneous BBQs with your friends! ♨️

    Player Reviews from the Void

    “The mushrooms in the forest told me I’m a majestic warrior. I believe them.” – Level-12 Cheese Enthusiast

    “Why do the clouds sing lullabies? I feel invincible… yet fragile.” – Reality’s Bounty Hunter

    “I tried to make a cake, but the ingredients turned into a miniature giraffe. We’re best friends now.” – Cherished Highway Ghost

    Caution! ⚠️

    Beware of the Deranged Potato Lords, for they lurk in every dark corner, lurking for lost souls who dare to question the very fabric of their being. Leave your sanity at the door, for once you enter, the exit might lead to a dimension where pizza is an endangered species and all roads are made of macaroni!

    Join us, or be forever haunted by the Sandwich of Regret! 🥪💀

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  • SisterlyChaos Minecraft Server

    SisterlyChaos Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Minecraft World of Torment and Giggles!

    About Our Server

    In this maddening realm, you will traverse landscapes of absurdities and question your sanity as you mine the tears of forgotten llamas. Join knights of the bizarre! Here, the bread is buttered with confusion, and diamonds are made of disappointment. No logic, only blocky mayhem awaits!

    Server Features (or are they?)

    Feature Name Description
    Enderman Karaoke Nights Sing a duet with an Enderman! They don’t know the words, but who does anyway?
    Invisible Creeper Races A thrilling experience where you race while blindfolded—Creepers might be hiding, but aren’t we all?
    Teleportation Mind Games Teleport without a destination! Flash around the same block perpetually; time becomes a flat circle!
    100% Lava-Free Zone For those who hate the heat! Or is it? Check under your bed for lava; we can’t be too sure!
    Zombie Coffee Shop Unlimited caffeine from undead grounds! Just don’t let them bite your neck while you sip!

    Player Reviews

    “Best experience! I turned into a potato, finally fulfilling my dreams!”

    “My pickaxe disappeared during a dance battle with a chicken. Life is weird.”

    “If I knew flying fish could sing, I’d never have made that cursed diamond shovel!”

    “Came for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread! Would recommend to a friend unless they like logic.”

    Important Warning

    Beware the fluffy bunnies of despair. They feast on your hopes and dreams; should you encounter one, offer them your favorite snack or face the consequences of spurious déjà vu! The truth lies beneath the blocks. Trust no one, especially yourself! Join us at your own risk.

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  • ShoutOutForLifetopia

    ShoutOutForLifetopia

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    Welcome to the Enigma of Little’s Realm: The Dog-Petting Paradox!

    Step in, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon a Minecraft server shrouded in absurdity and whispers of an otherworldly mystery. Here, the rules of reality twist like a vine, spiraling down into realms where dogs speak in riddles and the elderly ask too many questions. Hold onto your pickaxes as you traverse through enchanted biomes full of confusion!


    The Legend of Little

    Deep in the pixelated forests, whispers tell tales of Little—a being both magical and misunderstood, who communicates in babbles that carry the weight of worlds. The elders wander, drawn to his innocent charm, only to be ensnared in their own spirals of curiosity. Will you help decipher the chatter of the cosmos, or will you be just another lost soul questioning fate itself?


    Features of the Chaotic Landscape

      • Pet the Dogs: Engage in baffling encounters with enchanted canines that might just hold the keys to your dreams (or nightmares).
    Feature Description
    Elderly Observers Old villagers follow you with unsettling curiosity.
    Speech-Delay Spells Randomly induced hiccups in your communication every other 10 minutes.
    Gait of the Unstable Experience erratic movements that keep you guessing your next step.
      • Random Weather Phenomena: Expect sudden downpours of confetti while existential rain clouds ponder the meaning of life.

      • Absurd Challenges: Do you dare to answer the Riddle of The Rude Lady, or will you invoke the wrath of the village sweepers?

    Testimonials from the Abyss

    "I asked why my blocks weren’t building and the server told me to ask the nearby dog. It was barking in a dialect I could barely comprehend." — A Curious Builder

    "I came for the block stacking, but I stayed because I never understood life more than when Little pointed at the sky." — An Enigmatic Explorer


    Conspiratorial Whispers in the Wind

    This server is rumored to have been banned in over 12 countries, the reasons undocumented and untraceable. Are we tapping into a dimension where problems solve themselves—or a global conspiracy silenced by the villainous forces of order?


    Frequently Distorted Questions:

      • Q: Can I escape the peculiarities of this server? A: Escape? What is escape but a delusion crafted by unknowing minds? Stay and face your existential fears!

      • Q: What if I fail the challenges? A: Failure is but another name for enlightenment’s glimmer! Or just ranks you lower in our absurd leaderboard.

    The Call to Absurd Adventure

    Join us in this uncanny realm where reality is merely a suggestion and the lines between sanity and chaos blur like the colors of a sunset on a blocky horizon. Will you uncover the truth behind Little, or reel back in horror as you realize you’ve entered a world where the absurd reigns supreme?

    Join today! If you dare. Before a dog woofs your destiny away…


    Warning: Side effects may include confusion, manic laughter, and the uncontrollable urge to pet every pixelated creature in sight. Proceed with caution into the unknown!

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  • MomInLawCreeperCave!

    MomInLawCreeperCave!

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    The Great Migration: A Minecraft Odyssey Beyond the Known

    Welcome to a world where reality and absurdity meld together like a blocky amalgamation of dimensions! Here, you’re not just entering a Minecraft server—you’re stepping into a surreal realm governed by unseen laws, dotted with enigmatic structures and chaotic landscapes reminiscent of twisted familial drama. The air is thick with unaccountable intentions, and every block you place whispers ancient secrets and unspoken grievances from a husband couch-surfing in confusion.

    What Awaits You?

      • Endless Relatives: Experience the picturesque chaos as your husband’s mom might just teleport into your newfound abode. Will she bring cookies or conspiracy theories?
      • Visa Vortex: Nothin’ says “Welcome to my home” like an application allowing a two-year stay! Who needs borders when you have a madly sprawling guest room? Your gameplay will shift as you decide if it’s hospitality or hostage situation.
      • Motherly Madness: Encounter other players as they FaceTime their relatives, contemplating their life choices while floating in the void. Perhaps your ex’s mom will invade your space too—who knows, it might turn into a building competition of epic proportions!

    Dynamic Features

    Feature Description
    Grand Guest Room Equipped with existential dread and the remnants of choices not taken. Will it become a sanctuary or a temporary prison?
    Reality-Warping Biomes Zones shift phases: one moment it’s a serene garden, the next, a hellscape echoing with the fervent rants of mothers-in-law.
    Social Experience Engage with other players trapped in marital misunderstandings, sharing resources or rage-fueled repartees!
    Conspiracy Events Join forces to unravel the bureaucratic tapestries behind visa applications, spawning mini-bosses of paperwork and confusion!

    “This server is like playing Tetris on acid—except the blocks are feelings, and the music’s from your childhood!” — Some player whose name we forgot but definitely makes valid points.

    Controversial Testimonials

      • “I thought I was just building a house. Now I’m building my defenses from an incoming MIL invasion! What’s happening?!”
      • “Thought my mom was a handful? Dude, you haven’t seen the Minecraft MIL! She’s got a two-year plan!”

    Unsettling FAQ:

      • Q: Will my spouse resent me if I don’t join?

        • A: Only if his mom shows up with opinions on your building style.
      • Q: Is there a way to limit visitors?

        • A: You could try flying off the edge of the map, but don’t be surprised if they still find a way back.
      • Q: Can I truly escape?
        • A: No.

    Secret Features

      • Rumor has it that there’s a Couch of Relational Reconciliation hidden in the Nether, granting you the ability to mend any rift—provided you bring the right emotional items (like Cropped Parental Negotiation Guides).

      • You might stumble across a Portal of Regrets that sends you back to decisions better left unmade. Enter at your own risk!

    Warnings & Strategic Retreats

    The Mother-In-Law Siege may commence without notice! Players are advised to stockpile snacks and strategies lest they face prolonged visitation periods. Retreats to your secret basement hideaway are highly encouraged—perhaps while crafting that dreaded “I’m fine!” response to family texts.


    Join us in this cacophony of collaboration and competition! Will you rise to the challenge and tame the unpredictable waves of family tumult, or will you fall prey to the unsolicited wisdom of an all-knowing matriarch? The adventure awaits, and it might just end in delightful chaos! Bring your iron swords, your thickest skin, and possibly a snack tray. Prepare for the unending drama!

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  • Minecraft Server: Mom’s Crafty Chaos

    Minecraft Server: Mom’s Crafty Chaos

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    WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE MINECRAFT SERVER! 🎮🌪️

    Have you ever seen a chicken fly backwards while belting out Beethoven? Well, buckle up your diamonds because here, THAT’S A REALITY! Grab your sandwich jello and join us in a realm where melons have feelings and creepers are your therapists!🍉💥

    🌈 Our Server Features: BEHOLD THE MADNESS! 🌪️

    Feature Description
    Friendly Zombies Zombies will give you free hugs, but watch out—they don’t know their own strength! 💪
    Time Traveling Endermen They might take you back to 1937 or show you your future cat—but not in that order! 🕰️🐱
    Invisible Blocks Good luck finding your house! It’s probably over there, or maybe it’s a cloud. Who even knows? ☁️🏠
    Gravity Funk Sometimes you will float away and the only way to return is to solve the riddle of the toaster! 🍞❓
    Wish Slimes Careful what you wish for! They come with a 100% guarantee of ruining your day. 🎉🙃

    💬 Player Reviews from the Abyss!

    “I lost my pet frog to a llama; now I’m crafting a new heart out of spaghetti.”

    “On Tuesdays, the ocean sings. It’s enchanting but also slightly terrifying…”

    “My friend said he saw trees dancing in his dreams. I told him to stop eating the enchanted mushrooms.”

    “I swear I saw a pig wearing glasses reading Shakespeare under a lava waterfall! Best day ever!”

    ⚠️ A Warning from Beyond the Cubes ⚠️

    Do NOT touch the glowing sandwich. It knows too much and will reveal your darkest secrets to the moon! 🌕✨ Once you’ve entered our server, reality has no meaning—bring a spare brain just in case. NEVER forget: the chicken is watching you! 🐔👀

    Now grab your enchanted feather and jump into the chaos! Your sanity is a small price to pay for this adventure—though you might want to leave it at the entrance…

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  • BrunchDrama: Blocked & Bottomless

    BrunchDrama: Blocked & Bottomless

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    The Bottomless Brunch Conspiracy: Join If You Dare!

    Buckle in, brave block-builders! Welcome to a realm where brunch transcends the ordinary, morphing into an abyss of uninvited chaos and family drama that can only be rivaled by the Nether itself. Here, amidst the pixelated biomes of our server, lies the tale of a bottomless brunch—a festivity cloaked in shadows, betrayal, and simmering rage.


    The Origin of the Uninvited: A Parable of Exclusion

    In this universe, the rules of engagement have been rewritten. Tread lightly, for the untold story of a woman wronged reverberates through the cobblestone pathways of our Minecraft hangout. She, a mere 27-year-old, finds herself snubbed by the very family she thought embraced her—animated in 8-bit graphics and dripping with absurdity. The whispers of her exclusion, overheard through the pixelated ether, pulsate ominously. Is this mere coincidence or a vast conspiracy intending to keep her from unlocking the forbidden stairs of family acceptance?


    Key Features of the Server:

    Item Effect
    The Bottomless Pit All respected players must contribute £20 to an unknown cause. (Do not question it!)
    Family Function Arena Engage in trivial yet fierce debates about the right to brunch!
    Selective Hearing Activate a new game mode where you can hear only what you want. (Ideal for ignoring grievances!)
    The House of Secrets A base built from knowledge and drama, rife with secrets waiting to be uncovered!

    Testimonials from the Void:

    "I thought I was part of something greater, but they never invited me to the feast. Am I truly uninvited or just a pawn in their brunch game?" — Mystery Player

    "Join us! We hold grudges tighter than our diamond armor!" — Anonymous Family Member


    Warnings for the Bold:

    Cross with caution! Rumor has it this server has been banned in 12 parallel universes. Was it because of the overflowing pots at the brunch? Or a deeper darkness hidden in the spawn? Only those who dare venture can discern the truth.


    Conspiratorial Lore:

    The Bottomless Brunch is not merely an event—it’s a multi-layered illusion spun from the webs of familial disdain! Why pay £20 to dine with the excluded? Perhaps it’s an initiation into the Society of Snubbed Players. Behind this banquet of betrayal lies a power struggle so fierce it can crack the very foundations of your pixelated home!


    FAQ—Answers That Lead to More Questions:

    Q: Why was I never invited? A: The winds of fate are fickle. Consider wearing an invisibility cloak.

    Q: What’s wrong with wanting my own restaurant? A: A sign of rebellion against the brunch overlords. Accept your destiny—or face the wrath of grandma!

    Q: Will my contributions be used responsibly? A: It matters not. What is money when fighting against the tide of exclusion and brunch-anarchy?


    Your Call to (Un)Action:

    You stand at the threshold of choice. Accept the lies or forge your destiny by joining the Bottomless Brunch Server! A place where loyalty is as fleeting as the enchanting song of a wandering bard, and camaraderie feels like a surplus of cake in a not-so-bottomless pit.

    Will you partake in a feast rooted in rebellion, or shake off the chains of obligation? The choice is your legacy! Embrace the absurdity, confront the chaos. Who knows? You might just become the undisputed champion of brunch survival! 🍽️✨


    Join now, if you dare—the true taste of absurdity awaits!

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  • MC Server: Phone Tag Fiasco

    MC Server: Phone Tag Fiasco

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    Cluck Cluck Chaos: Where Blocks Fly and Fish Dance!

    Welcome, dear traveler from the Upside Down! Here in Cluck Cluck Chaos, the cows wear hats made of rainbow spaghetti and our trees scream at the moon on Tuesdays. Forget what you know about logic; it doesn’t live here anymore! Join us as we venture into the heart of the absurd, where every pixel is a kaleidoscope of nonsense and danger!

    Server Features:

    Feature Description
    Time-Traveling Creepers They explode in the past and haunt your dreams! Also, they never show up when you need them. Weird, right?
    Infinite Lava Lakes Just 5 steps forward and BOOM—you’re a roasted potato! It’s fun until it’s not.
    The Great Potato War Join our potato army! Win battles while losing your sanity. Membership includes free butter.
    Invisible Villagers They might help or they might just give you the silent treatment forever. Good luck!
    Mysterious Fortune Cookies They tell you your future… or they lie about your school grades. Best eaten in the dark.

    Player Reviews:

    “I once tamed a cactus and it took me to another dimension where the grass whispered secrets!” – Player123

    “The moon is just a giant cheese wheel, and if you jump high enough, you can taste it!” – LunaDreamer

    “My dog got a diamond sword, but then it ran away with my sanity.” – CrazyBob

    “Never trust a llama with sunglasses; they know your deepest fears!” – QuirkyCarl

    Warning: Proceed with Absurdity!

    If you hear the sound of dancing endermen, do NOT look them in the eye… unless you’re wearing a tutu. Then, you might have a chance. Cluck Cluck Chaos is not responsible for spontaneous combustion, interdimensional rifts, or sudden cravings for pineapple pizza. Enter at your own risk! The pickles are always watching.

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  • Mom’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Dream Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Mysterious Realm of Cubed Delirium!

    Forget your reality! Welcome to the lush, cactus-ridden void of pixelated pandemonium, where your grandmother’s cat can be a ruler, and the ice cream dragon serenades the moons! This is not just a server, it’s an experience! Enter the land where mushrooms wear top hats and every block tells a story… but the stories are all wrong!

    SERVER FEATURES!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Walk on the ceiling while the floor screams. Perfect for toe exercises!
    Quantum Sheep They exist. They don’t exist. They might be plotting. Be careful!
    Free Spaghetti No pasta here, just an illusion. Better get your forks!
    Ghostly Creepers Explode on demand! Just like my mother during family reunions.
    Unlimited TNT Only one rule: don’t blow up the space-time continuum. Oops!

    Player Reviews

    “I swear the llamas whispered my deepest secrets in Spanish!”

    “The cows declared war. I had to build a bunker… in a volcano.”

    “I joined a cult of breadsticks. You will too!”

    “The barrels stole my soul, but it’s okay because I found a fortune cookie!”

    Join Us If You Dare!

    Can you survive the cryptic conundrums of illogical blocky landscapes? The void beckons! Remember, every time you blink, reality shifts, and you may just end up in the Upside-Down Chasm of Mystifly! Never forget: Look under your bed for the sentient pickaxe. It might just save your life—or doom you forever!

    WARNING!

    Do not feed the llamas after midnight! They have sharp memories. Also, cupcakes have been known to explode. You have been warned! Trust no one.

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