Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
Imagine a world where you have to navigate through the challenges of supporting your husband’s relationship while also trying to maintain your own sanity. Will you make the ultimate sacrifice and move to a new country for love, or will you stand your ground and say no like a boss?
With crazy plotlines like this, you’ll never get bored on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of making tough decisions in a virtual world where anything is possible!
Need a break from real life drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special feature where you can bribe your way to the top bunk in our virtual bunk beds – just like in real life!
Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family drama, without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!
Join our server and experience a world where you can set your own rules and boundaries without anyone telling you to calm down. No more feeling silenced or disrespected – on our server, you are the ultimate ruler of your virtual kingdom!
Imagine a world where you can parent your virtual Minecraft kids without any interference from your spouse. Build a fortress, tame some virtual animals, and show your kids who’s boss in a world where trust is fully developed (and boundaries are fully respected).
So come join our server and say goodbye to real-life parenting disagreements. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your spouse about when to step in and when to back off. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a virtual world where you can be the ultimate parent without any interruptions?
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!
But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!
Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?
Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?
Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!
Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at our Hogwarts-themed world where you can cast spells, brew potions, and even simp for your favorite witchfus!
Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve taken the mobile game Hgwarts Mstery and turned it into an open-source PC port made in Unity. This means we have complete control over the game engine and can remove all those pesky mobile mechanics.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with bug fixes and improvements, so you’ll always have something new to discover. And if you encounter any bugs, just let us know and we’ll wave our magic wand to fix them.
Oh, and did we mention that OpenMystery is moddable? That’s right, you can add your own spells, creatures, and quests to the game. It’s like creating your own magical world within a magical world!
So come join us at OpenMystery, where the adventure never ends and the witchfus are always waiting for your affection. Don’t miss out on the most spellbinding Minecraft experience of your life!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to interact with the most talented individuals in the Minecraft universe. From Generation EONIA’s Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, and Reina Sun, to Generation novamore’s Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and Shee Icho, and even Generation Hanamizuki’s Kaya Nishikino, Ran Tsukiha, and Yuno Hanaki – the talent is off the charts!
And let’s not forget about Generation Ephemira, with Hiyori Mokami, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Meimi Majokko, Navina Nova, and Tomoe Carmine. These Minecraft legends will blow your mind with their skills and creativity!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole squad of kawaii Friends waiting to meet you, including Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and so many more! Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, Rei Tadano, TaiShabel Tonya, and Auri Lunami – the gang’s all here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of music, talent, and friendship that you won’t find anywhere else. It’s a party you’ll never forget, so come on in and let’s get this celebration started!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any surprise interruptions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond as expensive as the gift this player received! So come on, join our server and say goodbye to unwanted surprises. Remember, in our world, you’re the one in control!
Join us for the chance to experience death in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From being exploded by a herd of kamikaze creepers to being squashed by a giant falling anvil, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait for the inevitable in the boring real world when you can join us and have a blast (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Choose your fate and let the fun begin!
Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.
And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.
But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.
And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.
So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!
u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!
so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
178.33.226.172:25608
| Description |
|---|
| A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes. |
| Links |
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| 🌐 play.cobbleton.com |
| 🌐 https://cobbleton.com |
| 🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com |
| 📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com |
| 💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server’s map size? | The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers. |
| How can I apply for a Player rank? | You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply. |
| What are some standout features of the server? | Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset. |
| What are the general rules of the server? | General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content. |
| What are the Minecraft rules on the server? | Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities. |
