Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!
Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!
Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.
So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will welcome you with open arms (unlike my parents trying to guilt trip me into talking to my brother).
With no restrictions on who you can be friends with or what boundaries you have to navigate, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. So come on down and join us for a game where the only drama you’ll find is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering long-lost relatives, like finding out your brother has a secret son he never knew about! Watch as the family dynamics unfold and drama ensues when the son moves in and causes chaos.
Witness the tension rise as the son lashes out at his new family, saying things that would make a sailor blush. And don’t forget the traumatized younger siblings who are scarred for life after witnessing the family meltdown.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join today and prepare for the ultimate family feud!
Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships of a Minecraft family? Join us and witness the epic battle over whose photo gets displayed in the virtual world. Will you side with the stepmother and stepsiblings who demand equality in photo representation, or will you stand your ground and proudly display only your late mom’s photo?
Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means causing chaos in the virtual family. Will you be the hero who restores family harmony, or will you be the rebel who refuses to conform to their demands?
Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with absurd demands, outrageous ultimatums, and plenty of laughs. Who knew that a simple photo display could cause so much virtual drama? Only on our Minecraft server!
Join our server and leave behind the chaos of car wrecks, blaming siblings, and overbearing mothers. Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can focus on creating your own epic adventures without any guilt trips or grudges.
So come on over and join us for some blocky fun! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your minecart, not your sister’s car. See you in the game!
On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!
Forget about family reunions filled with drama and harassment, join our server for a virtual family reunion where the only threats are from creepers and the only insults are from skeletons. Say goodbye to toxic relatives and hello to a supportive Minecraft community where you can be yourself without fear of judgment.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a new family – one made of blocks and pixels, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. See you in the virtual world, where family feuds are a thing of the past!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands and build magnificent structures together. But beware, there may be surprise parties that you’ll want to avoid at all costs!
Forget about petty arguments and join our server where the only blockage you’ll face is a pesky creeper blowing up your hard work.
So come on in, leave the family drama behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together. Who needs a surprise party when you can have a surprise block of diamonds waiting for you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!
Join us and build your dream house without worrying about cleaning up after a spoiled sibling who can’t even drive. Our virtual world is a slob-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, exploring, and having a blast with fellow players.
Forget about sharing a bed with someone who doesn’t appreciate your efforts – on our server, you can claim your own cozy spot and decorate it however you like. And don’t worry about being guilt-tripped into helping out, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon.
So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind. Join our server and let’s make some epic memories together!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s mom kept telling them their house was in the wrong place in Minecraft. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build your house wherever you want without any judgment from meddling moms!
But wait, there’s more! Another player’s mom completely ignored their engagement news and didn’t even congratulate them. Can you imagine the audacity? On our server, we celebrate all milestones, big or small, with fireworks and confetti!
And don’t even get me started on the player who didn’t invite their mom to their wedding because of past drama. On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding, even if they did walk away from the WhatsApp group in real life.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and fun is always welcome! Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂
Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂
Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂
So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮
Life after deleting social media has been like a breath of fresh air for our players. No more endless scrolling through pointless posts or getting into arguments with strangers online. Instead, they spend their days exploring our server, battling dragons, and building epic structures.
One player even told us that since deleting social media, they’ve become a master builder in Minecraft and have created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Another player said that they finally have time to focus on their real-life relationships and have even started a Minecraft-themed book club with their friends.
So if you’re ready to ditch the drama and join a community of like-minded players who just want to have fun, then come join our Minecraft server. Who needs social media when you have virtual worlds to explore and friends to make?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.
So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?
Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!
Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.
Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net
mc.cozy.net
| Platform | IP | Port |
|---|---|---|
| Java | 151.80.47.150:25643 | N/A |
| Bedrock | 151.80.47.150 | 27049 |
Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.
Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.
Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.
Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!
So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
