We promise you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building trust issues and guilt trips too! Watch out for the “I want all the money” mini-game, where you have to navigate through arguments and legal battles to come out on top.
But don’t worry, we’ve got low-risk investment accounts and trusted colleagues to help you manage your virtual finances. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just take a monthly vacation in-game to relax and recharge.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle all the drama and money management skills of a real-life soap opera!
Join us if you’ve ever been kicked out of your bedroom for a random stranger’s baby, had your school laptop destroyed by a couch-surfing boyfriend, or been expected to babysit someone you’ve never met.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted roommates or jerky step-parents. Plus, we promise no one will guilt trip you for not attending family parties or force you to be grateful for their presence.
So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs real family when you have a virtual blocky paradise waiting for you? Remember, in this server, you’re the boss of your own world!
Embark on epic quests to find the perfect seat at the dinner table, dodge dirty looks from pixelated family members, and navigate through tense dinner conversations. Will you choose to give up your seat for your pregnant cousin and avoid a virtual family feud, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?
With our server, you can experience the excitement of family gatherings without actually having to deal with the real-life consequences. So come join us and show off your seat-saving skills in the most outrageous way possible!
Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!
And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?
So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and decide who gets to be your parent! Will you choose a creeper as your dad or a zombie as your mom? The possibilities are endless!
Join now and experience the thrill of rejecting adoption offers from virtual step-parents who just can’t take a hint. Who needs a dad in Minecraft when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side?
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the drama-filled world of family relationships in Minecraft. Join our server today and show us how you handle family conflicts like a pro!
Join our server where you can witness the wild story of a married couple who decided to live as two separate families under one roof. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!
Watch as the kids interact only with their bio siblings and not with their step-relatives. See how the parents navigate this unique family dynamic and deal with the consequences of their decisions.
And if that’s not enough, join now to witness the epic showdown over college funds! Will the stepkids get left out in the cold, or will the family come together in the end? Only on our Minecraft server!
So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous family dynamics. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream world. Just like the OP’s family, you’ll have older sisters accusing you of being the favorite child, calling you names, and getting upset over pregnancy announcements.
But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and laughs. You can bond with your virtual siblings, plan family weekends, and even have surprise pregnancy announcements of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover hidden family secrets and rivalries along the way.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server now and get ready to experience the ultimate family drama in the world of Minecraft!
Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.
And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕
1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.
3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?
4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.
Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!
A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.
Join the discord to read the rules.
213.239.198.168:31496
Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?
