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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4703 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 1997 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!
So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!