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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8802 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!