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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7092 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Votes: | 7094 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!