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DriveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

NoWeedOnWheelsCraft

Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, control, family car, Fight, grocery shopping, husband, illegal, illegal activities, Marriage, nagging, NoWeedOnWheelsCraft, parenting, relationships, smoking, Trust, Weed, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore! Our server is a weed-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any accidental pot smoking in the virtual world. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, broken trust, Communication, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Emotional distance, emotional neglect, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, indifference, insensitive remarks, Invalidation, lack of empathy, lack of support, relationship, Significant Other, toxic relationship, unappreciated, uncaring behavior, Unloved

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	134379
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	495	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of feeling unloved and unappreciated by your significant other? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where blocks are your only true love.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen or a mansion for a king, all without worrying about your partner’s lack of interest in your life. Plus, our community is filled with players who will always have your back and never let you feel alone.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? Join us now and start building your way to happiness!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

Anime, best shounen ending, Character development, classic shounen, Closure, creative storytelling, emotional impact, fan reactions, long-running series, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, memorable endings, Minecraft, modern mangaka, perfect, PIXEL, plot twists, resolution, satisfying endings, Server, shounen manga, storytelling, writing techniques

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring and unsatisfying endings in manga? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and satisfying endings to all your adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of defeating the Ender Dragon while riding a llama named Larry, who just happens to be a secret ninja master in disguise. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking creepers who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraftia. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and have the most epic shounen ending of all time?

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	112
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7700	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Votes:	7235	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!