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  • Mom’s Anger: Blocked Edition!

    Mom’s Anger: Blocked Edition!

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    The Grand Eat-of-the-Dead: A Table for Six and a Toddler in Pixelated Peril

    Welcome to the chaos!

    Step right up to an off-the-rails Minecraft realm where familial brunches bend time and reality! Delve into a converted blocky restaurant that awaits your digital presence—if you dare! What’s the wait? Only a dimension-shattering 40 minutes, after all.

    A Server Like No Other

    Ever wondered how portals can glitch? Here, emotions spill through the cracks of the pixelated realm. Engage in the existential dread of dining while crafting your path to survival as you hunt for family members who are inexplicably always late.

    Features / Mechanics – The Tangled Web of Chaos

    FeatureDescription
    Queue ManipulationWatch as the line for brunch life manifests like your family—long, confusing, and unending!
    Echoes of DiscontentExperience surreal voice chats that echo your unending pleas! As you wait, garble your friends with a volley of frantic messages.
    Time SinkholeEvery second expands! Join the family and watch as minutes stretch into eternity, tethered by the cosmic force of brunch dynamics.
    Toddler-Time WarpExperience gameplay that reflects the chaotic schedule of toddlers; expect critical moments thwarted by snack breaks!
    Mystical Restaurant LadyEncounter a perplexing NPC whose confusion will mirror your own as she graciously extends waiting periods like a time sorceress.

    Family Matters – The Conspiracy of Delays

    Did you know? This server is rumored to be banned in 12 dimensions due to its time-disrupting mechanics. Whispered tales among players describe the Eternal Brunch Conspiracy, where infinite lines are controlled by a rogue chef harboring a dark secret.

    "It’s just brunch," said your uncle. "You’ll never brunch alone!" – An Anonymous Survivor

    Contradictory Testimonials

    • Player A: “This server really makes you question time. Or your family. Mostly your family!”
    • Player B: “I just wanted pancakes, now I’m questioning my existence in this blocky hellscape!”
    • Player C: “They said I could get a refund. What is a refund?!”

    Legend of the Latecomers

    In every corner, players gather to whisper legends of the Latecomers: a family of wandering pixels, doomed to wander their home dimensions, perpetually running late… Miami to Madagascar, no brunch is safe!

    Secret Features – Access at Your Own Risk

    Before you join: Slap on that trusty armor to unlock the Timely Exit Feature! When banishment from the brunch table becomes too much, suddenly your spawn point shifts as if by divine cosmic mischief. Good luck!

    Frequently Asked Questions (that reveal nothing)

    • Q: How do I join? A: Dm the cosmic entity of brunch.

    • Q: What’s the objective? A: Exist. Just exist.

    • Q: Will I ever see my family again? A: Time is a construct. Family is an illusion.

    Join Us, if You Dare

    Travel into a realm where brunch is not just a meal, it’s an experience imbued with folly and absurdity. Will you conquer the chaos or succumb to the brunching entropy? Don your diamond armor, join our clucking cult of late-comers, and let the pixelated pandemonium ensue! Field your family grudges and unlock the truth behind the eternal waiting.

    Hurry! Join the chaos before your time dissolves into pixelated oblivion! 🕒🎮

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  • TuneCraft SMP Network

    TuneCraft SMP Network

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    Welcome to Tune’s Minecraft Server!

    **Description:**

    The best place to play Minecraft with friends! Join our PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP network that is available for both Bedrock and Java!

    **Features:**

    – Both Java and Bedrock versions supported – Java Version 1.20+ – Bedrock IP: MineBlast.org

    Come join the fun and start playing today!

    MineBlast.org

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
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  • MINEPEX Fun Zone

    MINEPEX Fun Zone

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    MINEPEX

    MINEPEX is a super cool minecraft server with awesome mini-games like SMP, Arena Parkour and more fun stuff on the way!

    minepex.net

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  • Rise Anarchy – Chaos Zone

    Rise Anarchy – Chaos Zone

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    Rise Anarchy

    VERSION: 1.8.9-Latest

    Rise Anarchy is a cool minecraft server with no rules that started way back in alpha 1.2.6 and keeps getting better with each update. The world was born on April 16th, 2023.

    Join the fun on Discord: Click Here

    riseanarchy.org

    Ice Cream Minecraft Server
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  • SoftSlayer Market

    SoftSlayer Market

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    SoftSlayer

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    About Us: SoftSlayer is a chill Survival server that’s been around for ages (since June 2011). We’re a cool, grown-up (18+) gang that loves Minecraft! Our server is cozy, with 15 to 35 players online on average. The map is forever (no resets, been live since June 2023), and you keep your stuff in the overworld. No pay-to-win stuff here, and no claiming land; we use a whitelist and cool add-ons to keep griefers away.

    Features:

    • Player shops on SoftSlayer Market. Economy is diamond-based to fight inflation
    • Build Contests in our creative world with cool prizes
    • Resource world with 1.21 stuff like Trial Chambers for the brave
    • Death Valley: Tough PvP arena with tough mobs and respawning loot chests
    • Library full of books by players since 2012, welcoming all writers!

    softslayer.com:25579

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  • ChillTown BuildCraft

    ChillTown BuildCraft

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    ChillTown Minecraft Server

    About ChillTown:

    ChillTown is a cool Minecraft server where you can build a modern city with other players. If you like building stuff and want to show off your skills, this is the place for you.

    Join Us:

    If you’re good at building and love modern architecture, come join our server. You’ll meet friendly people and get to work on creating an awesome city together.

    Trustworthy builders are welcome!

    ChillTown.ddns.net:20358

    Emo Minecraft Servers
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  • Fun89 Fun Zone

    Fun89 Fun Zone

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    Fun89 Minecraft Server

    Fun89 is a fresh SMP server with lots of fun features and even more coming soon. They have Grief Prevention, SignShops, Homes, Warps, and more cool stuff. Join their discord to chat with players from both the SMP and anarchy servers.

    Join Fun89 today for a great Minecraft experience!

    mc.fun89.xyz

    Bad School Minecraft Server
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  • Factions Realms

    Factions Realms

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    Factions

    Factions is a fresh network that caters to all faction fans out there. They offer support for versions 1.7-1.20 and even bedrock support. Right now, they’re in beta, so you’ll have one realm to check out. But once they officially launch, you’ll get to explore multiple realms that cater to different playstyles. If you want more info on when the first beta map will drop, hop on their discord at https://discord.factions.net.

    factions.net

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  • SkyBlockZ SMP Fun

    SkyBlockZ SMP Fun

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    SkyBlockZ Server Information

    [1.19.4] Welcome to SkyBlockZ! This Minecraft server is the official server of the SkyBlockZ discord. We have SMP and monthly events. Our SMP season one just started. With grief protection, player shops, a bazaar, and more, there’s plenty to do. Join us for lots of fun and check out our discord for more info. See you there!

    mc.skyblockz.net

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  • Surally’s Adventure – Explore Suralt!

    Surally’s Adventure – Explore Suralt!

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    Welcome to Surally Minecraft Server!

    Explore Suralt, a lively Minecraft world full of cool stuff like:

    • Custom Enchants
    • Jobs and Skills
    • Leaderboards
    • Auction House
    • Bluemap
    • Discord Integration
    • Player Shops
    • Unique Ranks
    • Exciting Crates
    • Claim Your Land

    Join the fun and start your adventure today!

    play.suralt.com

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  • SNG Network – Crafty Fun

    SNG Network – Crafty Fun

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    SNG Network Minecraft Server

    Features:

    • Free to Play
    • 24/7 Availability
    • Java/Pe/Bedrock Support
    • Good Security
    • No Lagg
    • Multi Gamemode
    • Leaderboards
    • Daily Rewards
    • Version [1.8 – latest]

    Discord:

    • No unwanted ping
    • Giveaways
    • Voice Channels
    • Chat Channels
    • Invite Rewards
    • Ticket System
    • Friendly Staff

    Server IPs:

    Join the fun and start playing on the SNG Network Minecraft server today!

    mc.sngnetwork.fun

    Skyblock Minecraft Servers
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