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  • Mom’s Anger: Blocked Edition!

    Mom’s Anger: Blocked Edition!

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    The Grand Eat-of-the-Dead: A Table for Six and a Toddler in Pixelated Peril

    Welcome to the chaos!

    Step right up to an off-the-rails Minecraft realm where familial brunches bend time and reality! Delve into a converted blocky restaurant that awaits your digital presence—if you dare! What’s the wait? Only a dimension-shattering 40 minutes, after all.

    A Server Like No Other

    Ever wondered how portals can glitch? Here, emotions spill through the cracks of the pixelated realm. Engage in the existential dread of dining while crafting your path to survival as you hunt for family members who are inexplicably always late.

    Features / Mechanics – The Tangled Web of Chaos

    FeatureDescription
    Queue ManipulationWatch as the line for brunch life manifests like your family—long, confusing, and unending!
    Echoes of DiscontentExperience surreal voice chats that echo your unending pleas! As you wait, garble your friends with a volley of frantic messages.
    Time SinkholeEvery second expands! Join the family and watch as minutes stretch into eternity, tethered by the cosmic force of brunch dynamics.
    Toddler-Time WarpExperience gameplay that reflects the chaotic schedule of toddlers; expect critical moments thwarted by snack breaks!
    Mystical Restaurant LadyEncounter a perplexing NPC whose confusion will mirror your own as she graciously extends waiting periods like a time sorceress.

    Family Matters – The Conspiracy of Delays

    Did you know? This server is rumored to be banned in 12 dimensions due to its time-disrupting mechanics. Whispered tales among players describe the Eternal Brunch Conspiracy, where infinite lines are controlled by a rogue chef harboring a dark secret.

    "It’s just brunch," said your uncle. "You’ll never brunch alone!" – An Anonymous Survivor

    Contradictory Testimonials

    • Player A: “This server really makes you question time. Or your family. Mostly your family!”
    • Player B: “I just wanted pancakes, now I’m questioning my existence in this blocky hellscape!”
    • Player C: “They said I could get a refund. What is a refund?!”

    Legend of the Latecomers

    In every corner, players gather to whisper legends of the Latecomers: a family of wandering pixels, doomed to wander their home dimensions, perpetually running late… Miami to Madagascar, no brunch is safe!

    Secret Features – Access at Your Own Risk

    Before you join: Slap on that trusty armor to unlock the Timely Exit Feature! When banishment from the brunch table becomes too much, suddenly your spawn point shifts as if by divine cosmic mischief. Good luck!

    Frequently Asked Questions (that reveal nothing)

    • Q: How do I join? A: Dm the cosmic entity of brunch.

    • Q: What’s the objective? A: Exist. Just exist.

    • Q: Will I ever see my family again? A: Time is a construct. Family is an illusion.

    Join Us, if You Dare

    Travel into a realm where brunch is not just a meal, it’s an experience imbued with folly and absurdity. Will you conquer the chaos or succumb to the brunching entropy? Don your diamond armor, join our clucking cult of late-comers, and let the pixelated pandemonium ensue! Field your family grudges and unlock the truth behind the eternal waiting.

    Hurry! Join the chaos before your time dissolves into pixelated oblivion! 🕒🎮

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  • BabyBlockin’AITAH

    BabyBlockin’AITAH

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

    So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

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  • CraftyDisasterLand

    CraftyDisasterLand

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    Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

    Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

    Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

    But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

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  • DeathTrapCraft

    DeathTrapCraft

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    So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

    So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

    And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

    So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

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  • CraftyColumbo

    CraftyColumbo

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    so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

    first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

    but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

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  • ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

    ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

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    So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

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  • Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

    Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameFlare Community & Flare SMP
    FoundedApril 14, 2023
    FounderAntimony_Sb
    FeaturesDynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the primary language used in the server?

    The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

    What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

    Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

    Is there a summer event coming up?

    Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

    Is there a second server being developed?

    Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

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  • DollCraft Minecraft Server

    DollCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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  • NashThreads Minecraft Server

    NashThreads Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

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