family affairs Minecraft Servers

family affairs

  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: You’re wandering through the pixelated world, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you stumble upon our server. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a player who inherited three small apartments in Switzerland. Instead of selling them through a boring real estate agent, they decided to take matters into their own hands. And guess what? They succeeded! After months of hard work and dealing with bureaucrats, they managed to sell one of the apartments and make a hefty profit.

    But here’s where it gets juicy – the player’s family wanted a piece of the pie. They demanded a share of the sale, but when it came down to divvying up the cash, things got messy. The player, who had put in all the effort, was only offered a measly $5K while their siblings wanted to keep the rest for themselves. Can you believe the audacity?

    So, if you want to escape the drama of family disputes and embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft world like no other, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding where to build your next epic creation. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

    Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

    Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

    – What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

    – Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

    – I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

    – I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

    – What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

    Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExitRageCraft

    ExitRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BorderPatrolCraft

    BorderPatrolCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP