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CraftyTinderMCServ

Ban, ban lifted, banned for, big corporation, CraftyTinderMCServ, DISRESPECTFUL, family account, Friend, google account, google voice, learned from it, misogynistic, not tight, opposite sides of the country, phone number, reaching out, supporting friend, terms of service, Tinder, unjustifiable ban

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8079	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s Tinder ban story? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like my friend trying to get back on Tinder after being banned. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft just like he’s trying to find love on the internet.

With crazy stories like this, you won’t be bored on our server. Plus, if you’ve ever been banned from a server before, you’ll fit right in with us. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Farms Harvested:	318

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	100	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9625
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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