We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.
And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.
But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!
Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).
Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.
oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉
Join us and, like, experience the power of quantum Minecraft. You can, like, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics. Want to create a house that floats in mid-air? No problem, dude. Want to mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers? Easy peasy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who wear top hats. They’ll guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a zombie while riding a flying pig.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Quantum Minecraft, baby!
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla? | No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server. |
| What is the map size of Simply Vanilla? | The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in. |
| How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla? | You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information. |
| Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay. |
| Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information. |