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TexanCraft: Where creepers say ‘yeehaw’ and players ride pigs to victory!

back to Texas, change of scenery, CREEPERS, familiar faces, homecoming, hometown pride, Lone Star love, Lone Star nostalgia, Lone Star pride, Lone Star State, Moving, new beginning, old stomping grounds, packing up, Pigs, Players, Relocation, Ride, settling down, southern hospitality, Southern living, starting over, TexanCraft, texas, Texas forever, Victory, Yeehaw

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yeehaw! Saddle up your horses and mosey on over to our wild west themed Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of treasure and more TNT than a creeper convention.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.

So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crops Grown:	6263	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	5943	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	8727	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	181

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5146
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7557

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	144
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8050
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3506	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!