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  • Family Time? Not On My Craft!

    Family Time? Not On My Craft!

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    Welcome to The Llamacorn Apocalypse Server!!!

    Ever wanted to stomp on the dreams of pixelated crabs while riding a unicycle in a dimension where reality bends like spaghetti? Well, you’re in luck! Join **The Llamacorn Apocalypse** – the only server where time runs backwards and goose feathers rain from the sky during leap years!

    The Ethereal Features

    FeatureReality
    Puppy DimensionEvery time you jump, a puppy explodes into glitter. Totally harmless.
    Infinite ZucchiniHarvest a never-ending supply of zucchini that can only be traded for existential dread!
    Singular Potato AnarchyOne potato rules them all; if you touch it, the moon will cry!
    Floating Fishbowl BattlegroundsBe careful! The fish are armed with laser beams that can disintegrate your thoughts.
    Beware the Singing BeetsEvery time they sing, it summons a minor deity that insists on knitting you a sweater!
    Cursed Vanilla ServerPlays just like vanilla—if you can survive the screaming! HA HA HA!

    Player Reviews

    “I don’t understand what happened to the pizza, but now it speaks in tongues.”

    “I thought I was building a house, but I accidentally created a portal to another realm. Thanks, I guess?”

    “Once I tried to tame a shadow. Now it just glowers at me.”

    “If I had a luminescent parrot for every time I saw a dragon fly backwards, I’d have… exactly one.”

    The Enigmatic WARNING

    Before you spiral deeper into the madness, heed this cryptic notice: The llamas are watching. The cucumbers are whispering. And if you hear the sound of clapping hands at midnight, it’s too late! The clock has already chimed twelve and your fate is sealed under layers of enchanted nachos.

    Join us… or don’t. But remember: The shadows sleep in your backyard, and they’re hungry for more than just grass!

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  • UninviteCraft: Family Drama!

    UninviteCraft: Family Drama!

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    Welcome to WeddingCraft: Unraveling the Chaos of Matrimony & Minecraft Mayhem!

    Step into a realm of chaotic nuptial narratives where love, drama, and gravelly dirt blocks collide like cosmic meteors!


    A Dreadful Yet Charming Invitation Awaits!

    Gather ’round, world-weary travelers! In this labyrinthine land of blocky realities, your wedding planning skills will unravel faster than a creeper in a server devoid of torches. Here, the only certainty is a celebration rife with split loyalties, explosive family dynamics, and whatever chaos that might come from a sudden invasion of Endermen (or family members).

    Why did the wedding cross the server? To confront its own wildly tangled narrative of familial feuds and existential angst… of course!


    Unstable Features:

    • Partner Controversy Module:

      • Navigate the thin line of polite conversations as you uninvite various guests, including mysterious partners nobody asked for!
    • Fatherly Fallout Mechanics:

      • Watch tensions explode in crystalline shards like an unlucky Ender Pearl! Your father’s return may just ignite another quarrel over whose spawn is superior.
    • Apology Protocols:
      • A "Say You’re Sorry" button (installed randomly) works as well as a cake made of TNT. Apologizing? Good luck navigating that minefield!

    Insane Chronicles from Players Like You!

    "I logged in cautiously, and before I knew it, my wife’s ex showed up with an army of zombies, breaking every block of trust we’d built!" – AnonymousHero95

    "The best part about WeddingCraft? I can always blame it on the random lightning strikes that happen every time my father tries to intervene!" – CraftyDude69


    Cloaked in Conspiracies:

    Beware! Word has it that this server was banned in 12 countries. Rumor has it that it’s because the wedding cake is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where all the uninvited guests plot your downfall in a giant game of Minecraft chess!

    • The Unseen Forces: Some players report shadowy figures whispering about “the one true guest” who can turn your wedding into a nightmarish event.

    The FAQ (Not Really)

    • Is my father really invited? Hmm. Have you consulted the ancient scrolls? Possibly.

    • Should I apologize for being assertive? Only if you wish to corrupt the very fabric of reality with politeness!

    • Is this server haunted? Only if you consider past grievances haunting…

    A Final Call to Unholy Nuptial Engagement:

    Join us in this place where you can live out your most absurd wedding fantasies amid pixelated chaos! But remember: Enter at your own risk! Bring a good shovel for the drama and perhaps some armor for emotional… shrapnels!


    In WeddingCraft, every block laid is a decision, every creeper explosion a revelation, and every family member present a potential for ultimate disaster… or amusing stories for years to come. Happy crafting!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

    Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

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  • Vyxel MC

    Vyxel MC

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    Ready for a new adventure? We’ve got you covered! Welcome to Vyxel. What’s so good about us you ask? Well where to start… our server is: -Semi vanilla SMP -1.19 -Community orientated -Economy inclusive -Daily rewards -Grief prevention ready -Aussie based -And more! We strive to bring you together with an amazing community of awesome players. Why are our players so awesome? Because you’re one of them!!! Absolutely everyone is welcome, though be warned, we do not tolerate hate! With many custom plugins including our very own player point rewards system, Vyxel aims to be everything YOU want it to be. We have an epic shopping centre where players can buy and sell their own items anytime they want. Add in a good dose of Aussie spirit and nothing can go wrong! Still not convinced? Hop on and tell us so! Suggestions are always welcome, and we’ve got a super special dev team working on custom plugins and new features to keep you on your toes!

    I’m not gonna sit here and bore you with too much info, just know that what’s listed here is only a taster, Vyxel keeps many surprises hidden, just waiting for players like you to find! …and you never know, there may be more to come in the future…

    mc.vyxel.net

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  • jostycon

    jostycon

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    it’s a fun and relaxing server to join with your friends, you can built whatever you want and your only limit is your imagination.

    creative superflat

    51.91.164.41:25589

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  • Cyberscape network

    Cyberscape network

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    Discover CyberScape, a sci-fi Minecraft server where advanced tech meets futuristic landscapes. Explore neon-lit megacities, unravel secrets, and engage in PvP battles. Welcome to CyberScape, where creativity knows no bounds!

    play.cyberscape.fun

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  • Transport Empire

    Transport Empire

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    Welcome to our server, Transport Empire. Transport Empire is based around building industries and companies. With a variety of mods, helpful plugins, and staff, all players can accomplish this. And joining could never be easier! | 1. Install our Technic Modpack: http://api.technicpack.net/modpack/transport-empire | 2. Enter the server ip address: transportempire.xyz | 3. Have fun! And if you have any issues with joining feel free to join our discord: https://discord.gg/aFg6gP8 and ask the Owner Acela King for help.

    transportempire.xyz

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  • Beecraft

    Beecraft

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    Beecraft! Survival, Hardcore, Custom games, and skyblock! Raid! and Farm! Brand new server and we will try our best to have the best survival/skyblock or any game experience. You can also sell things! Or make other people by your items! Recently added SKYBLOCK!

    158.69.25.122:25590

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  • Stellarix network

    Stellarix network

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    Server IP: stellarix.us

    stellarix.us

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  • lepelcraft

    lepelcraft

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    Like Minecraft? Want a fun online experience? Come join lepelcraft. We dont do all the fancy minigames and cumbersome rules. Just have fun, in survival, with griefing disabled and a way to claim your personal little place in the world.

    There’s cosmetics, pets, mounts and cool gadgets to unlock with loot chests (this server has no real money purchases!) and automatic VIP rank after 2 days of playtime. The outer 3000 blocks of the world also have PvP enabled, if you want a bigger challenge!

    There are also boss mobs to find in the world, make sure to be prepared to take one on! However they do give powerful and unique loot.

    lepelcraft.christianminecraftservers.com

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  • Gamemode 4

    Gamemode 4

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    A 1.14 command block enhanced vanilla survival server like never before packed with events and updates. Comes with a thriving and friendly Discord server community.This server is perfect for survival explorers, builders and redstoners.

    play.gm4.co

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  • Topg.org

    Topg.org

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    Server IP: ss12sskk12vCi.aternos.me

    ss12sskk12vCi.aternos.me

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  • Reggicraft

    Reggicraft

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    ReggiCraft is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff! Fun community great players join us today! 😀

    play.playreggicraft.org

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