Family Time? Not On My Craft!

support systems, Communication Issues, balancing responsibilities, Feeling unwell, Time

Welcome to The Llamacorn Apocalypse Server!!!

Ever wanted to stomp on the dreams of pixelated crabs while riding a unicycle in a dimension where reality bends like spaghetti? Well, you’re in luck! Join The Llamacorn Apocalypse – the only server where time runs backwards and goose feathers rain from the sky during leap years!

The Ethereal Features

Feature	Reality
Puppy Dimension	Every time you jump, a puppy explodes into glitter. Totally harmless.
Infinite Zucchini	Harvest a never-ending supply of zucchini that can only be traded for existential dread!
Singular Potato Anarchy	One potato rules them all; if you touch it, the moon will cry!
Floating Fishbowl Battlegrounds	Be careful! The fish are armed with laser beams that can disintegrate your thoughts.
Beware the Singing Beets	Every time they sing, it summons a minor deity that insists on knitting you a sweater!
Cursed Vanilla Server	Plays just like vanilla—if you can survive the screaming! HA HA HA!

Player Reviews

“I don’t understand what happened to the pizza, but now it speaks in tongues.”

“I thought I was building a house, but I accidentally created a portal to another realm. Thanks, I guess?”

“Once I tried to tame a shadow. Now it just glowers at me.”

“If I had a luminescent parrot for every time I saw a dragon fly backwards, I’d have… exactly one.”

The Enigmatic WARNING

Before you spiral deeper into the madness, heed this cryptic notice: The llamas are watching. The cucumbers are whispering. And if you hear the sound of clapping hands at midnight, it’s too late! The clock has already chimed twelve and your fate is sealed under layers of enchanted nachos.

Join us… or don’t. But remember: The shadows sleep in your backyard, and they’re hungry for more than just grass!

UninviteCraft: Family Drama!

relationship issues, family, familial expectations, Divorce, Wedding

Welcome to WeddingCraft: Unraveling the Chaos of Matrimony & Minecraft Mayhem!

Step into a realm of chaotic nuptial narratives where love, drama, and gravelly dirt blocks collide like cosmic meteors!

A Dreadful Yet Charming Invitation Awaits!

Gather ’round, world-weary travelers! In this labyrinthine land of blocky realities, your wedding planning skills will unravel faster than a creeper in a server devoid of torches. Here, the only certainty is a celebration rife with split loyalties, explosive family dynamics, and whatever chaos that might come from a sudden invasion of Endermen (or family members).

Why did the wedding cross the server? To confront its own wildly tangled narrative of familial feuds and existential angst… of course!

Unstable Features:

Partner Controversy Module:
- Navigate the thin line of polite conversations as you uninvite various guests, including mysterious partners nobody asked for!

Fatherly Fallout Mechanics:
- Watch tensions explode in crystalline shards like an unlucky Ender Pearl! Your father’s return may just ignite another quarrel over whose spawn is superior.

Apology Protocols:
- A "Say You’re Sorry" button (installed randomly) works as well as a cake made of TNT. Apologizing? Good luck navigating that minefield!

Insane Chronicles from Players Like You!

"I logged in cautiously, and before I knew it, my wife’s ex showed up with an army of zombies, breaking every block of trust we’d built!" – AnonymousHero95

"The best part about WeddingCraft? I can always blame it on the random lightning strikes that happen every time my father tries to intervene!" – CraftyDude69

Cloaked in Conspiracies:

Beware! Word has it that this server was banned in 12 countries. Rumor has it that it’s because the wedding cake is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where all the uninvited guests plot your downfall in a giant game of Minecraft chess!

The Unseen Forces: Some players report shadowy figures whispering about “the one true guest” who can turn your wedding into a nightmarish event.

The FAQ (Not Really)

Is my father really invited? Hmm. Have you consulted the ancient scrolls? Possibly.
Should I apologize for being assertive? Only if you wish to corrupt the very fabric of reality with politeness!
Is this server haunted? Only if you consider past grievances haunting…

A Final Call to Unholy Nuptial Engagement:

Join us in this place where you can live out your most absurd wedding fantasies amid pixelated chaos! But remember: Enter at your own risk! Bring a good shovel for the drama and perhaps some armor for emotional… shrapnels!

In WeddingCraft, every block laid is a decision, every creeper explosion a revelation, and every family member present a potential for ultimate disaster… or amusing stories for years to come. Happy crafting!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

WeddingCraft, fatherly love, Server, familial expectations, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

Hinocraft (formally J-C-H) – Small Friendly Community Survival

J-C-H, Bedrockandjava, Friends, Friendlysurvival, Survivalserver

Eh!This is a small server run by the same group of friends since 2014. The map has been reset a few times in its history (always with the consent of its members).

The current map is from February 2020. New 1.17 map! Updated to 1.18.1.Map updated to 1.19!Map update to 1.20.1!Map updated to 2.21

If you are looking for a vintage survival server running on basic plugins and grief prevention, this is the place for you!

j-c-h.apexmc.co

Welcome to Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

computers, Basovia, urbanization, placeholder, city

Server Name	Basovia
Overview	Server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent
Discord Server	Join Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
IP	68.71.47.77:25793
Mods	Download Mods*
Sign Pack	Download Sign Pack*

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

NOTE: Server has a memory leak, possibly related to Chisels and Bits.

FAQ:

What is the server project centered around?

The server project is centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent.

Can I choose where to live on the server?

Yes, players can choose to live in a developed area and help it grow, or start a community in a rural region and build a large city away from the developed areas.

How can I join the server Discord?

You can join the server Discord by clicking on the Discord invite link.

Is there a Dynmap for the server?

Yes, you can view the Dynmap by clicking on the Dynmap link.

What should I do if the mod downloads are not working?

If the mod downloads are not working, you can join the Discord server and download them from the #infos channel.

What is the IP address and port for the server?

The IP address and port for the server are 68.71.47.77:25793.

Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server

Tarnished, Lore, growth, Destruction, BELIEF

Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!

ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

Backlash, criticism, Elira, viral video, worth it

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Trampolime Minecraft Server

WIBTA, Firepits, compromise, pools, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

LoserCraft FunZone

leech, out of line, toilet cleaner, Confrontation, Heartless

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

busy schedules, relationships, Minecraft, Life Changes, ShrinkingFriendz

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Familial Expectations