Famcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FamCraft – Choose Wisely

FamCraft, Decision making, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and escape the Thanksgiving drama by building your own virtual world where you’re the boss!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens who will never judge you for choosing to spend Thanksgiving in a virtual world. No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive group texts – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will help you build the coolest structures in exchange for some spooky stories. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a mischievous Creeper who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind – because in our virtual world, the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

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FamCraft: Value Edition

Unity, acceptance, Respect, Communication, care

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

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FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

long-term relationships, Views, perspective, loyalty, Support

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

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FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

child, U.S, homicides, violence, domestic violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

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FamCraft: No Peace for the Wicked

family loyalty, wedding drama, family unity, family communication, family relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my fianceé’s family inheritance dispute!

Witness the epic battles between family members over who gets the most virtual diamonds! Will the emotionally distant dad finally stand up to his spoiled rotten sister? Will the aunt and uncle retire in their virtual mansion while the rest of the family struggles to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding while dealing with family members threatening to cut off your inheritance! Will you invite the aunt and risk family conflict, or stick to your guns and have a court ceremony instead?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and virtual riches! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of drama in the virtual world?

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FamCraft Minecraft Server

family, Henrietta, robo controller, hair clippers, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can embrace your inner weirdness and make up your own rules? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage you to use your own special “word substitutions” just like this player’s mom did.

Forget calling things by their actual names, on our server, you can call your tools “robo controllers” and “snazzifiers” and watch as your friends and family roll their eyes in confusion and disgust.

But that’s not all! We have a special feature where you can name your in-game pets after vintage cartoons or favorite actors/actresses with a hilarious twist. Imagine riding into battle on your trusty steed, Quiche Lorraine, while wielding a sword named after The Powerful Aviator. Your enemies won’t know what hit them!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can honor your mom’s memory in the most ridiculous way possible or just annoy the heck out of your loved ones, join us now! Who needs the right word when you can make up your own and have a blast doing it?

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Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server

putin, russia, Putins, Corruption, Army

so, like, u know how putin is like the big boss man in russia? well, he just went and kicked out a bunch of his deputy defence ministers and put in his own fam member instead. like, talk about keeping it in the family, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we promise not to kick out any of our deputy defence ministers, cuz we don’t even have any! just pure chaos and fun times ahead, so hop on in and let’s get this party started!

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> me waiting for Trump to deport all the Minecraft SMP players

social justice, trump, civil rights, equality, minority rights

Are you tired of being stuck inside all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise a non-stop adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a visit from aliens (just kidding…or am I?). Forget about waiting for Trump to deport all the non-whites, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

sister, child support, Boundaries, Manipulation, career

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy family drama!

Just like the Marine boyfriend in this story, our server is full of surprises. You never know who might be spying on your builds or causing chaos in the chat. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions just waiting for you to hop on!

And just like the sister in this story, you might find yourself making questionable decisions and defending them to the end. Who needs logic and reason when you can have blind loyalty and drama instead?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where love is blind, road rage is rampant, and family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper explosion. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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RoommateRaces

Diversity, curry smells, roommate, research project, cultural sensitivity

Are you tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle the glorious aroma of curry in the kitchen? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual townhouse without any judgment on your cooking preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect roommate – whether they’re Indian, white, or even a pixelated zombie! Build your dream home, explore the vast world of Minecraft, and never worry about anyone complaining about your culinary skills again.

Don’t be like Jack, who can’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly spiced meal. Instead, join our server and embrace the diversity of living with players from all walks of life. Who knows, you might even find your perfect virtual roommate who shares your love for all things curry!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming adventure in our Minecraft server – where the only thing races are the horses you can ride into the sunset.

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