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BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1907	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Votes:	8389
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	207	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

StepDadDramaCraft

blended family, Communication, Divorce, divorce preparation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family unity, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., marriage counseling, Parental Pressure, sibling bond, sibling relationships, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepfamily, stepsister, Support

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Potions Brewed:	187	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	268	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-stopping, life changing, life or death, life saver, life saving, life-altering, life-threatening, LuckySurvivor, memorable experience, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, miraculous escape, near-death, saved life, second chance, smp, Survival, thankful, unforgettable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	128	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!