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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5254 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
