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Arm Positioning Fun Server

Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	2914
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1090
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1579
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1641

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8032
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	1172
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!