False Promises MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyYTUselessCourses

false promises, overhyped courses, online seminars, scam courses, worthless content

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftySnakeOil

CraftySnakeOil, hair growth products, Beauty Products, miracle cures, wellness trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion that will cure all your gaming woes! Join us and experience the wonders of a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha!

Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give them the power to summon a herd of dancing cows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer ridiculousness of it all!

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LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Corruption, fraud, cover up, corporate, corporate culture

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

deceitful, false promises, Cheating, moving on, ex

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

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ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

Pyramid Scheme, financial fraud, smp, money laundering, ScamCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

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NoInLawsMinecraftServer

Moving in, minimal contact, housing options, wife’s family, unrealistic expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with demanding family members like mother-in-laws and their boyfriends who expect you to house them and their animals!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you don’t have to deal with unrealistic expectations or false promises.

We offer a safe space where you can stand your ground and not accommodate pushy siblings who think you’re the only option for housing their relatives.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can say no to housing your mother-in-law and her boyfriend, but yes to helping them find a reasonable priced place (with no issues)!

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CraftyClickbaitCrafts

exaggerated advertising, misleading claims, deceptive commercials, deceptive packaging, misleading branding

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that promises unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has all of that and more!

Join us for the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers, or soar through the skies on the back of a majestic flying pig. And don’t forget to explore our secret diamond room, where you can fill your pockets with more riches than you could ever imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and entertaining gameplay experience of your life!

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CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

Support, unethical behavior, communication breakdown, broken trust, player relations

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

Server, Liar, Manipulation, BETRAYAL, false promises

Have you ever played on a Minecraft server where everyone claimed to be the best builder, the richest player, or the most skilled PvPer? Well, that’s because they were all pathological liars! But fear not, for on our server, we embrace the art of storytelling and exaggeration. Join us and become the master of tall tales and outrageous claims! Who knows, you might even convince someone that you once built a castle out of diamond blocks in real life. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you hear!

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CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain

association, road safety, road accidents, pedestrian fatalities, Pedestrian

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own front-end profiles for ur passenger vehicles and test dem out on pedestrians in epic motor vehicle crashes!

we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?

join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!

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