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CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1198	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Wanderer’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BETRAYAL, Breakup, broken trust, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, doesn’t want, emotional pain, false promises, HEARTBREAK, idolshit, letting go, lie, Lost, moving on, painful memories, Realm, relationships, shattered dreams, She left, truth revealed, unfaithfulness, Wanderers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF! We got players leaving left and right because they can’t handle the idolshit, man! It’s like a drama-filled soap opera up in here, except with blocks and creepers! And let me tell you, the lies and deceit are next level, you won’t know what hit you! So, come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

MineCraftMyths

BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, biggest betrayal, biggest deception, biggest lie, cover up, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, false promises, falsehood, falsehoods, Hidden Truth, Manipulation, MineCraftMyths, secret, Trust, untruth, untruthful

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4205
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	875
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give out free hugs! The biggest lie you’ll ever be told on our server is that you won’t have a blast playing here.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.

So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, BOLAS, Chariots, cool opening, Disappointment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, false advertising, false promises, History, Marketing, Martial Arts, martial arts show, Minecraft, op, Server, Show, soap bubbles, TV series, wow, WowCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can expect more surprises than a ninja popping out of a birthday cake! Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a kung fu movie with soap bubbles, bolas, and chariots flying everywhere.

Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride into battle on giant chickens and fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that he can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist and turn creepers into cuddly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, controversy, detector, Disappointment, false advertising, false promises, Fans, football, football club, French league, letdown, lie, Ligue 1, Minecraft, new season, Paris Saint Germain, psg, scandal, Server, Soccer, sports, TEAM

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	155495	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	8078
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	2420	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

DroNeRusCraft

African workers, Africans, Conflict, Deception, DroNeRusCraft, Drones, eastern europe, employment, Exploitation, false promises, forced labor, international relations, labor exploitation, Manufacturing, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1319	Mines Excavated:	3006
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Buildings Constructed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyYTUselessCourses

CraftyYTUselessCourses, Digital Marketing, Educational Videos, false promises, ineffective courses, internet-marketing, misleading ads, online courses, online education, online learning, online scams, online seminars, online training, online tutorials, online workshops, overhyped courses, scam courses, useless courses, Waste of Money, worthless content, youtube ads

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftySnakeOil

Alternative Medicine, anti-aging creams, Beauty Products, CraftySnakeOil, deceptive marketing, detox cleanses, energy supplements, false promises, hair growth products, health fads, herbal remedies, ineffective products, miracle cures, modern day snake oil, placebo effect, pseudoscience, quick fixes, scam products, skincare scams, weight loss gimmicks, wellness trends

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion that will cure all your gaming woes! Join us and experience the wonders of a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha!

Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give them the power to summon a herd of dancing cows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer ridiculousness of it all!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, foreign languages, language appreciation, language barrier, language difficulty, language effort, language fluency, language immersion, language interest, language learning, language learning struggles, language practice, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, learning Polish, Minecraft, polish culture, Polish language, PolishCraft, pronunciation, Server, speaking Polish

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old English servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to speak Polish! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located in a magical land where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by speaking fluent Polish. Don’t worry if you’re not great at foreign languages, our friendly community of Polish-speaking players will help you out. Plus, who wouldn’t want to learn a language that sounds as cool as Polish? So join us on our server and show off your linguistic skills while battling dragons and building epic structures!

SovlCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, advancement, challenge, Competition, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming industry, GROUNDBREAKING, high score, innovation, LEVEL, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, record-breaking, Server, SOVL, SovlCraft, success, Technology, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is on a whole new level of SOVL (Seriously Outrageous Virtual Laughs)!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

baby shower, beach day, birthday event, Boundaries, dramafree, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, emotionally abusive ex, ExBlockParty, friendship, Gaslighting, healing, memory lapses, moving on, narcissist, RSVP, self esteem, support system, toxic relationship, Trauma, true friends, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, emotional pain, healing, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbreak recovery, heartbroken, hurt, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, relationships, Sadness, Server, Tears

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

awkward encounters, awkward situations, bodily functions, bodily noises, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, flatulence, funny accidents, funny anecdotes, funny incidents, funny mishaps, funny stories, humorous situations, Oops, public humiliation, social blunders, social faux pas, Ultimate, unexpected noises, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

AndesCraft Minecraft Server

accident, ANDES, AndesCraft, bus accident, bus crash, crash, emergency response, fatal injuries, Fatalities, high altitude, Minecraft, Mountain, News, peru, Peruvian Andes, remote location, rescue operation, Server, south america, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	135	New Chunks Explored:	524007
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!

One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!

F16BountyHunters

aircraft, Attack, Bounty, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, f-16, F16BountyHunters, fighter jet, firm, Geopolitics, Military, MONEY, RETALIATION, REWARD, Russian, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	382	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	7812

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	287
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

Business growth, city planning, community impact, CraftyRoads, economic development, economic impact, infrastructure upgrades, local businesses, lolz, pedestrian safety, Public Safety, road maintenance, road safety, seattle, Small Businesses, traffic accidents, traffic congestion, traffic improvements, traffic regulations, transportation safety, Urban planning, vision, Vision Zero projects

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7240	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
New Chunks Explored:	314857	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4729	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

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