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Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Enchantments Applied:	96	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Items Found:	4074
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
New Chunks Explored:	770954	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1265	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!

CraftyCreeperLove

CraftyCreeperLove, cyber relationships, dating apps, dating websites, digital age, internet dating, long distance relationships, love, meeting people online, modern dating, online communication, online dating, online interactions, online matchmaking, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Technology, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your pixelated soulmate! Our server is filled with eligible players just waiting to craft a connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and pickaxes to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again because our players are always online, ready to chat and mine together. Plus, rumor has it that two players who met on our server actually got married in real life! Talk about a love story for the ages.

So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of creep(er)y excitement, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just dig up a diamond in the rough.

BlockWars: Gaza vs Israel

activism, blockwars, Boycott, campaigners, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, olympics, Palestine-Israel, Political, pro-Palestine, protest, social justice, solidarity, sports, Stadium, TEAM

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

u know what else is gonna be a protest? joining our epic minecraft server, where we fight for the rights of block people everywhere! forget about israel and palestine, come join us in a world where the only conflict is between creepers and players! we have epic battles, insane builds, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting world domination. plus, our diamond armor is so blingin’, even herobrine is jealous. so come on, join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is the real olympics of blocky fun!

AvianAdventures

adaptation, Animal Behavior, avian, AvianAdventures, Birds, cognition, discovery, Early, Evolution, Exploration, History, humans, Instinct, intelligence, Migration, Nature, ornithology, species, Survival, wildlife, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1628
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? birds were, like, the OG explorers of the world before humans even knew what was up. they were flying around, checking out all the cool stuff, probably gossiping about us humans like “omg, have you seen those weird creatures on the ground? they walk on two legs and can’t even fly, lol.”

anyways, this minecraft server is like, the ultimate bird paradise. you can build nests in the sky, have bird parties with your feathered friends, and even go on epic quests to find the legendary golden worm (yes, that’s a thing on this server).

plus, there’s a secret underground society of moles who are always trying to steal your shiny things, so you gotta watch out for them. but don’t worry, you can team up with your bird buddies to protect your loot and take down those sneaky moles.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server where birds rule the world and crazy adventures are around every corner, then come on over and spread your wings! squawk squawk, mothercluckers!

Superbug Slayer Server

antibiotic, antibiotic development, antibiotic effectiveness, antibiotic innovation, antibiotic research, antibiotic resistance, Bacteria, bacteria-killing, bacterial evolution, bacterial resistance, classes of antibiotics, drug resistance, dual-action antibiotic, Evolving, medical breakthrough, new antibiotic, researchers, resistance, Server, slayer, Superbug, superbug evolution, superbugs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	733	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit gameplay you’ve ever seen! our new antibiotic plugin is so OP that it nearly eliminates the chance of superbugs evolving in the game. imagine battling against mobs and never having to worry about them getting stronger and evolving into super mobs! with our dual-action antibiotic, bacterial resistance is (almost) impossible, just like defeating the ender dragon on your first try! join now and experience the ultimate gaming experience where nothing can stop you, not even those pesky superbugs!

Peak Anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Challenges, Chaos, Community, creativity, Environment, Exploration, Factions, free for all, Goal, Hardcore, Modification, No Rules, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, world reset

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

PeakAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

peakanarchy.org

RealismCraft

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Combat, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Empires, Jobs, MCMMO, Mining, Professions, PvE, PvP, RealismCraft, Skills, teamwork, Thriving Towns, Towny, Treasures

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our bustling Towny Minecraft server, where community and adventure await! Forge alliances, build empires, and conquer the wild lands with Towny’s robust town management system. Utilize MCMMO to hone your skills and become a master in various abilities, from mining to combat, gaining an edge in both PvP and PvE encounters.

Earn your keep with our Jobs plugin, where you can choose from a variety of professions to earn money and resources. Whether you’re a skilled miner, a savvy fisherman, or a mighty warrior, there’s a job tailored for you. Collaborate with fellow players to establish thriving towns, each with its unique charm and economy.

Explore our dynamic world filled with treasures, dungeons, and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination is the limit, and the bonds you forge will shape the destiny of our server.

173.233.154.57

DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

after work, awkward situation, Decision making, Dilemma, Dinner, dinner behavior, dinner dilemma, dinner etiquette, dinner party, dinnercraft, Etiquette, Minecraft, Party, Server, social behavior, social etiquette, social event, social gathering, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, socializing, unexpected behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	110280

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Imagine this: you’re halfway through your after-work dinner party and suddenly, your friend’s pet pig starts breakdancing on the table! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and unforgettable moments. Who knows what will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!