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PixelDisappoint

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL

abusive behavior, Alcoholic, Boundaries, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gaslighting, Manipulation, NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL, parental rights, personal autonomy, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy decisions, support system, toxic relationship, unwanted involvement

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the craziness of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.

Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!

Death Defying Minecraft Server

brush with death, cheating death, close call, death, death-defying, Defying, escaping disaster, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, guardian angel, heart racing, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, Minecraft, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, Server, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful for another day

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

NoCashCo NeverAgain

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4765
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9100	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	89

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	378	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	9005	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	4639
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!

CiaoCraft – Roar Panthera Minecraft Server

addict, artist, Buildings, Chattino, CiaoCraft, covers, cute, debut, debut song, English, fanarts, french fries, Guerilla Art Stream, Hardworking, HIBANA, hololive, Italian, Justice, Lore, Mamma, merch, Minecraft, Panthera, pink gatto, pizza, PON, RaorArt, Roar, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because this server is run by a pon-loving, cute, hardworking artist mamma who is addicted to pizza with French fries! And did we mention she’s also an Italian pink gatto? Join now for a chance to witness her epic streams where she builds more buildings and hosts guerilla art sessions (yes, you read that right). Plus, she has original songs and covers that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough, there’s even lore to uncover and merch to buy. So what are you waiting for? Join this outrageous Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

BroCraft Drama: No Help for Bro’s Blabbing Wife!

Blabbing, Boundaries, brocraft, bros, Charity, clout chasing, Drama, estranged, family drama, family dynamics, family rift, Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial emergencies, financial responsibility, financial situation, lottery winner, money management, money requests, privacy, privacy breach, sibling relationships, trust issues, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life and just chill with some blocky friends. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors asking for handouts.

Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.

Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.

So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!