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BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5573	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	862821
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!