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Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if elon musk was like, “yo, come join this server or else you’ll miss out on the ultimate white genocide experience” and then the south african court was all like, “nah bro, that’s just in your imagination, ain’t no white genocide happenin’ here, just some epic minecraft adventures, ya feel me?” so, like, join now for a wild ride of craziness and fun, cuz who needs reality when you have this server, amirite? -
Yogi’s Not-So-Smart Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Yogi Bear be runnin’ the show up in here! He be claimin’ he smarter than half his bear buddies, but we all know he just a big ol’ dummy. But that’s what makes this server so lit, cuz you never know what kinda shenanigans Yogi gonna get into next!One time, Yogi tried to build a house outta picnic baskets, thinkin’ it would be the sturdiest structure ever. But surprise surprise, it fell apart faster than a Jenga tower in an earthquake! And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to tame a creeper thinkin’ it was a new type of bear. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for ol’ Yogi.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Yogi Bear himself, then come on down! Just watch out for those picnic basket houses, they ain’t as sturdy as they look.
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Omega Ticket Madness
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and mobs. We’ve got over 179 tickets moved since Omega vs Okada was announced, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Join us for some epic adventures, building, and battling. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now! -
GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking care of your grandma with dementia is just the beginning of the adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Nanny moved in with her new boyfriend, then moved in with you after they broke up.But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this crazy journey. Meet our unique community members, like your dad who smokes a lot outside and has anger issues, or your brother who conveniently disappears whenever there’s work to be done. And let’s not forget about your mom, the respiratory therapist who goes on weekend trips to escape it all.
As you navigate through the challenges of caring for Nanny while trying to have a life of your own, you’ll also have the opportunity to explore the vast world of Minecraft with your friends. Build, mine, and survive together in a world where anything is possible, just like convincing your mom to let you go to the Western stock show with your girlfriend.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blend of real-life drama and virtual fun! Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. See you in the game!
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DoorHoldingDilemma
Are you tired of feeling embarrassed and awkward in real life situations? Then join our Minecraft server and interact with players who won’t judge you for your social mishaps! Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will make you feel right at home, even if you accidentally hold the door for someone who doesn’t need it.Join now and experience a world where you can make mistakes without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even make a friend who has a hilarious story about a door-holding mishap of their own! Don’t miss out on the chance to laugh, learn, and grow in our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server.
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CraftyHistoryFUN
Join our Minecraft server and uncover the craziest alternate history where llamas ruled the land and creepers were actually friendly companions! Explore a world where players ride giant chickens into battle and build castles out of rainbow blocks. Uncover secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests overflowing with diamond-encrusted potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest history lesson you’ll ever experience! -
NetanyahuNoArrestAtAuschwitz
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a protest in Warsaw against the government for not arresting Netanyahu if he visits Auschwitz! like, who even does that?? we have crazy events like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna go down next! join us for the most wild and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced in your life! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! -
🏆 Triada 🏆 Duels ⚡️ FFA ⚡️ Crystal PvP ⚡️ Minecraft server
⚔️ triadamc.net – Fight. Win. Dominate. ⚔️
IP: triadamc.net
Server version: 1.16 – 1.21.4
Recommended: 1.21
⚡️ Welcome to the world of PvP battles!
Immerse yourself in the exciting atmosphere of dynamic battles on our Minecraft server.
We offer a variety of game modes to ensure there is something for every player.
⚡️ “Duel” mode:
Hone your skills in fair one-on-one fights.
Choose arenas and fight for the title of the best duelist.
Improve your tactics and defeat your opponents.
⚡️ “FFA (Free For All)” mode:
Take part in chaotic and exciting “every man for himself” battles.
Fight with all players at the same time to show your power.
Adapt to changing conditions and dominate the battlefield.
⚡️ “RTP Vanilla” mode:
Immerse yourself in a world of crystal battles where mastery of your environment is critical.
Use crystals to deliver crushing blows and protect against enemies.
Show your strategic thinking and become a master of crystal wars.
⚡️ Our advantages:
A stable and fast server that provides comfortable gaming without delays.
Friendly and active community, ready to support new players.
Regular updates and new features so you always find something interesting.
mc.triadamc.net