false assumptions. Minecraft Servers

False Assumptions.

  • MythBustersCraft

    MythBustersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the moon but deliver a pile of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (don’t worry, we have insurance for that).

    Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing sea shanties when you mine with them.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MythBustersCraft

    MythBustersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of bacon! Yes, you heard that right – bacon pickaxes! Not only are they delicious, but they also have a 100% chance of dropping diamonds every time you mine a block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken – a massive, feathered beast that lays explosive eggs and shoots lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its golden feathers as your prize!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Creeper King himself. Dance the night away with explosive beats and watch out for his killer dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have bacon pickaxes and disco-dancing creepers?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

    Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Rumor has it that Steve Wallis is actually a Chechen spy sent to infiltrate our server and steal all our diamonds. But don’t worry, we’ve got llamas trained in the ancient art of karate to protect us. Join us for epic battles, secret underground lairs, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMyths

    CraftyMyths

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMisconceptions

    CraftyMisconceptions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (yes, he’s real and he loves to boogie)!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of talking sheep who tell the best dad jokes in all of Minecraftia.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine, you’ll never want to play on a regular server again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MythBustedCraft

    MythBustedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP