false alarms – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AlarmingCraft: Not Just Another Car Alarm

ALARM, AlarmingCraft, CAR, Car alarms, car break-ins, Car Insurance, car keys, car maintenance, car owners, car protection, car robbery, car safety, car safety measures, car security, car security devices, car security systems, car theft, car vandalism, false alarms, mistaken alarms, security systems, urban noise pollution, vehicle security

come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!

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NostalgiaGone Minecraft SMP

bittersweet, bygone era, cherished, fond memories, gone forever, Irreplaceable, Irrevocable, Long Gone, longing, lost moments, Memories, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, NostalgiaGone, past, Reminiscing, smp, unattainable, unforgettable, unrepeatable, wistful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because on our SMP, you’ll never experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT ever again!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your pet chicken, and participating in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime performance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to the mundane Minecraft experience forever!

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CraftyStrawStopper

Behavior, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, Company, CraftyStrawStopper, customer service, decision, Disappointment, Ethics, final straw, liked, loyalty, Management, products, Quality, reputation, Services, stop supporting, Trust, VALUES

Tired of being betrayed by big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations by blowing up virtual buildings! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel and stick it to the man. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of disgruntled ex-employees who are seeking revenge on their former boss by creating the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever. So come join us and let’s tear down the establishment one block at a time!

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Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

Amnesty, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Pardon, Politics, power struggle, regime change, secret, secret talks, Server, south america, step down, US, Venezuela

so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

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MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Bans, Censorship, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!

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CruisequakeCraft

Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters

come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!

if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

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BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

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AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

play.aureusmc.org

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MysticHaven

active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth

Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!

45.128.157.4:25626

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Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!

Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages

Minecraft Server Overview

Address	mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

Features:

Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
Four home sets and more as you rank
No starting in overpopulated areas
Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
Family friendly environment
No Inventory loss arenas
Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pvp or non-pvp?	The server is non-pvp.
Is griefing allowed?	No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since January of 2013.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

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