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WowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	2420

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can expect more surprises than a ninja popping out of a birthday cake! Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a kung fu movie with soap bubbles, bolas, and chariots flying everywhere.

Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride into battle on giant chickens and fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that he can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist and turn creepers into cuddly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, controversy, detector, Disappointment, false advertising, false promises, Fans, football, football club, French league, letdown, lie, Ligue 1, Minecraft, new season, Paris Saint Germain, psg, scandal, Server, Soccer, sports, TEAM

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

CraftyDeception

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

ScamCraft SMP: NormieScamz

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mines Excavated:	4203	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and questionable decision-making!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against llamas in diamond armor who will stop at nothing to take you down. Can you outsmart these crafty creatures and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and valuable items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they may look cute and cuddly, but they’re ruthless PvP masters in disguise!

CraftyDownUnder

Australia, Business, Coles, Competition, consumer rights, CraftyDownUnder, DISCOUNTS, Ethics, fake discount claims, false advertising, grocery, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, market, misleading, Pricing, Retail, sued, supermarket, Woolworths

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

EpicFailCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	1

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5293	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	207	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyClickbaitCrafts

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that promises unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has all of that and more!

Join us for the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers, or soar through the skies on the back of a majestic flying pig. And don’t forget to explore our secret diamond room, where you can fill your pockets with more riches than you could ever imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and entertaining gameplay experience of your life!

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	489855	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	2193	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	8431	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3073
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	9869
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3526	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	396	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

**Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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