False MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ZenithCraft 1.20.3

accusations, twitch, xitter, attention seeking, Party

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

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CraftyFactsMC

Astounding, strange, BIZARRE, Shocking.., peculiar

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie unicorns! Yes, you heard that right – our server is home to the rare and majestic zombie unicorns that roam the land. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience, join us now and see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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CraftyFact Checkerz

Checkerz, improved, Accuracy, Tell, Ability

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

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CraftyDelusions

funny, Delusional, UNBELIEVABLE, CraftyDelusions, Ridiculous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

Conspiracy Theory, Bergoglio, controversy, REOPENING, Church

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

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The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

false, Fake, not real, fictitious, the one

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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Allan’s False Prophet Minecraft Server

public figure, blasphemy, academic authority, academic integrity, historical trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is ruled by the almighty Professor Allan Lichtman, who predicts the future with his mystical powers. Join us and bask in the glory of his prophecies as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

But beware, for those who speak blasphemy against the False Prophet will face his wrath in the form of lightning strikes and swarms of angry chickens. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Professor Allan Lichtman and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Just remember, don’t cross the False Prophet or you’ll regret it!

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Time Out Minecraft Server

celebrity drama, Server, gossip, niji, Rumors

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, False tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, but ended up accidentally setting it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on Niji. They’re always causing trouble and stirring up drama with their epic pranks and shenanigans. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

misinterpretation, Flawed, Fault, Truth, he wasn’t wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

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DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

dumb, Tricked, JOKE, silly, BELIEF

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

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