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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1807 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs. We have epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have those, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build your dream castle without worrying about some noob blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more cake).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
