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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8484 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 91 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8735 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!